Yeah Moe! Erin here sure is a looker, ain't she?!

But it sure seems a shame that for how hot she looks, she wasn't SMART enough to tell the Idiot Boy Lane somethin' along the lines of..."No thanks Billy, I THINK I'll WALK home instead of having YOUR dumb drunk a$$ drive me home tonight, that is unless you want to give ME the friggin' KEYS so I CAN DRIVE!!!"

And THEN, ya know WHAT Moe, the stupid(but yeah, hot lookin') broad here wouldn't have found herself in the position of having to SUE Idiot Boy and the friggin' Chrysler Corporation, HUH?!

(and ah...maybe, just MAYBE, there would have been ONE LESS motorcycle fatality that one fateful night TOO!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)