Ya know...I'm surprised nobody's thought o' THIS solution to the dunderheads who can't seem to learn to control their intake of alcohol and are THEN caught DRIVING themselves somewhere.....

After their FIRST OFFENSE(and subsequent conviction), these "problem children" will ONLY hold a license to operate A MOTORCYCLE, for a period of time to be prescribed by the attending judge!(a minimum of 3 years should work, I'd say)

Ya see....THEN these particular....as I said, "problem children" would soon find out what it's like to be a friggin' TARGET out there on the road.

AND...this also has the added benefit that if these....as I said, "problem children" SHOULD revert back to form and then drink and drive while riding said motorcycle, the chances that they'll kill ONLY THEMSELVES is almost assured.

Because, as we all should know by now, one can kill a hell of a lot more people while driving some two ton SUV/truck/automobile while intoxicated, than they surely can while riding a motorcycle, YA KNOW!(this is the first rule of PHYSICS)

Cheers,
Dwight
(oh...BTW...If they ARE caught driving a car during their sentence, the judge would have the right to send 'em to GITMO, and their shinny new facilty down there....'cuz these "problem children" ARE some of the REAL TERRORIST in our society!!!)

Last edited by Dwight; 10/07/2006 12:58 PM.

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)