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10. American roadkill is much more interesting than your domestic English variety!
9. Staying in 5 different places in 10 days isn't as bad as it sounds
8. I wish I was still there.
7. Trying to get back into the swing of work after two weeks is crap.
6. I need highway pegs.
5. Everyone here understands what I'm saying .... well, just about!
4. Marlboro menthols over here are better than US Camel menthols
3. My 'crowsfoot' wrinkles are doing well, I haven't smiled since I came back.
2. I gotta start drinking again!
1. Being home sucks!




10 . I take your word for that, not driven in the US (Yet!)
09. That depends on your company, sounds like you had good company!
08. you must have had some fun?
07. Get your bl**dy head down, you need to save for the next trip
06. Why, we have motorways here, not highways
05. No, that is not true
04. What do you expect the US imports their oil from the same place as their camel sh*t.
03. You aint been out the house yet
02. I agree, give me a bell and we'll go and get pi**ed somewhere
01. Problem when you live at home,work and sleep at home seek female help
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Ray(UK)