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10. American roadkill is much more interesting than your domestic English variety!



Yeah, but the putrefying English stuff is easier to avoid running over!


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9. Staying in 5 different places in 10 days isn't as bad as it sounds

I positively recommend it - new people to p!ss off

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8. I wish I was still there.


Not as much as me (wish I was there that is!)

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7. Trying to get back into the swing of work after two weeks is crap.


Two weeks - try it after 2 years!

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6. I need highway pegs.



You an me both - have you designed the bits yet?

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5. Everyone here understands what I'm saying .... well, just about!



Yow havin a laff?

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4. Marlboro menthols over here are better than US Camel menthols

Give it up!

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3. My 'crowsfoot' wrinkles are doing well, I haven't smiled since I came back.



You never smiled much before either!!

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2. I gotta start drinking again!



Not before time!

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1. Being home sucks!



I can think of worse places to be (but can also think of better ones too!)