10. American roadkill is much more interesting than your domestic English variety!
9. Staying in 5 different places in 10 days isn't as bad as it sounds
8. I wish I was still there.
7. Trying to get back into the swing of work after two weeks is crap.
6. I need highway pegs.
5. Everyone here understands what I'm saying .... well, just about!
4. Marlboro menthols over here are better than US Camel menthols
3. My 'crowsfoot' wrinkles are doing well, I haven't smiled since I came back.
2. I gotta start drinking again!
1. Being home sucks!
