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Working extreemly hard at work today- I came accross this site (don't ask  ) Im just glad I have not yet thrown away my helmet from a recent accident. don't throw away your old biking helmet I think I may need help!  
"Id rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal labotomy"
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Rod, what a great site you have found.
I've been looking for something like this for quite a while now.
Up till this post I have used an old metal collander to shield myself from EMF's generated by aliens.
It's kind of hard to carry around inconspicuously though.
Now I can just carry around my modified helmet and no-one will be the wiser!!
Thanks for posting the link......and remember.
"It's not paranoia if they are really there".
Tony G
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Sounds crazy,,,,would'nt surprise me though.....My family (6 of us) were ousted from a house in 1972 "Amityville" style,,,,,will never forget it. My mother was nearly killed (suffocated) by an apparition, later identified as a lady that had cut her throat in the house in July of 1961, very true and scary.....
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THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS. IT'S A TESTED DEVICE THAT WORKS.
Even better, I never think about anything and I haven't been abducted by aliens once!!
I never throw away my old lids, if I did, I'd have nothing to decorate the top of my bookcase, would I?
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"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke
Isn't "Jon Locke" the name of one of the characters on "Lost"? LOL
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You're certainly right, I don't want to know!
I don't care what you say, those are my own dam voices in my head and not aliens!
Ride On!
Airguy
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Quick, let's start a custom airbrush business for these helmet customers. Star maps that by-pass earth should be very popular.
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Way too late for me. They got me already and implanted something in my brain years ago.
if life gives you lemons keep them because hey,free lemons.
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If it stops the voices in my head I'm in. Wish I could understand what they're saying, but it's all in Spanish.
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For those of you with kids be sure to check out his other site Aliens and Children that way you can protect your children too. Also if your kids draw pictures of aliens he helps you identify the type of alien they are.
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Why do you wanna stop my fun????
Never whistle while you're ******....!
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If it stops the voices in my head I'm in. Wish I could understand what they're saying, but it's all in Spanish.
Don't bother ordering up this here helmet thing, Tom!
Don't worry! I had the EXACT same symptoms as you've described here.
About every two weeks, I'd WAKE UP hearing these same voices in my head, and in Spanish TOO...and it was driving me CRAZY!!!(okay...crazy-ER)
You see, my bedroom window sits just a few feet from the fence that separates my property from my neighbor's, and come to find out, while going about his work, his GARDENER liked to talk to himself.
Man! What a relief it was to realize THIS!
But I'm thinkin' that this here helmet might be good for Jose!
Cheers,
Dwight
(question: Can I legally supply one o' these lids to an Illegal Alien, so I can...GET SOME SLEEP IN THE MORNING...I work the swing-shift, ya know!!!)
Last edited by Dwight; 02/13/2007 1:27 PM.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Some years ago I was listening to a radio phone in the morning after a new large crop circle had appeared. Caller after caller came on with theories from magnetic annomalies, local air vortices and the obligitory alien spacecraft as the cause. Final a caller came on and said that alien spacecraft could be discounted as a cause and went on to say that crop circles could be explained by little understood meteoralogical phenomena and went into a deeply scientific monologue to explain it all. After about 5 minutes, the DJ said "that sounds very plausible, are you a meterologist", " No" said the guy "a Martian". 
If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.
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Okay, Am I the only one who wants to hear the rest of Mark's story.... Maybe around a bonfire at the Ga. rally?..... I got goosebumps... ride safe...Gordon
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Gordon; I too want to hear the story from Mark- it may have to be a virtual bonfire though---care to expand Mark?
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RodYork
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the DJ said "that sounds very plausible, are you a meterologist", " No" said the guy "a Martian".
Brummie..that was excellent!
"Id rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal labotomy"
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I found tin foil works best.
Care must be taken as the aliens come through the wall sockets of your house and tin foil works well at blocking them from getting in.
The best Twilight Zone ever where the old lady is being attacked by little aliens and she final gets them with an ax as the camera pans out the markings on the flying saucer
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I found tin foil works best.
I've been wearing a tinfoil hat since 1987.
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I'm sure with all the thoughts rolling around in my head the aliens are thinking d**n...don't mess with this sicko.
we should do this every weekend!
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I'm sure with all the thoughts rolling around in my head the aliens are thinking d**n...don't mess with this sicko.
yes I'm certain those cat-like aliens I read about in the supermarket checkout line are terrified of you.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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I've never been abducted by aliens, at least not the space kind. I think drinking beer and belching has something to do with it.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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man i hope your right. Thats the only chance Ive got
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Gordon; I too want to hear the story from Mark- it may have to be a virtual bonfire though---care to expand Mark?
Regards
RodYork
I'd like to here this also. Spill it Mark.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Dang... he should add on one of those rain propellers, too !
MIKE
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he should add on one of those rain propellers
LOL! Good one Mike!!
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Thanks for the link.. I was just about to throw out my old helmet! Good grief! 
07 TBA Pacific Blue and White.. stock for now!
A bike has half the wheels my cage does.. but 3x the fun factor
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Uhmm..... summed up nicely in one of Kurt Cobain's classic lines I think - 'I'm so happy coz today I found my friends, they're in my head' Saying that, read a very interesting book once, Cosmic Trigger by Robert Anton Wilson. A fascinating and controversial read including almost everything metaphysical and psychological, human perception, religion, ET, ultra-intelligence, conspiracy theories, you name it. He suggested that there might be some kind of 'ultra terestrial' intelligence at work rather than extra terestrial. Beings that are already here and have been here as long as we have, although we can't usually connect or communicate with them as the human mind hasn't yet the ability to comprehend them properly. Fairies, ghosts and more recently ET encounters are apparently all different ways our minds have evolved over the years to try and make sense of these signals. Who knows? Very deep and possibly a crock of crap anyway but it gets you thinking...
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Gordon; I too want to hear the story from Mark- it may have to be a virtual bonfire though---care to expand Mark?
Regards
RodYork
I'd like to here this also. Spill it Mark.
Anyone care to start a 'Twilight Zone' type thread of true experiences that happened to you personally or at least to someone you know well......?
If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.
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