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the things they discuss. I don't think any yank would go onto the tele and talk about their nads. too funny.
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I would of got up and planted the presenter halfway through that interview, I thought I was badly done when I had the snip and I asked the two surgeons doing it. You have both had this done yea and they both looked at me and said... You must be joking 
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Yes , Im surprised he didnt get up and hit him or something. I guess he didnt have the .............
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Yes , Im surprised he didnt get up and hit him or something. I guess he didnt have the .............
"I LIKE THAT ANSWER"
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I thought I was going to fall out of my chair laughing. That was hysterical!!!!
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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I think I would have been in the same shoes. I dont think I would have been able to hold in the laughter either. Especially once you heard him talk
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Well...evidently NONE of YOU GUYS are MARRIED!!!
("What's that Honey?....Oh nothin'...Yeah, I'm talkin' about motorcycles with all my friends again...NO, they're not coming over...you can relax...The wash?...Yeah, it's done, and YES, I put the trash out")
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Well...evidently NONE of YOU GUYS are MARRIED!!!
Married with 4 kids
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Well...evidently NONE of YOU GUYS are MARRIED!!!
Married with 4 kids
Yeah! Well I'll just bet BY THIS TIME, you're gonna have a "little problem" with getting NUMBER 5 to show up ONE DAY, dude!!!   
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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no more man, Im done. These kids are killin me
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I feel sorry for the guy - what the heck does he scratch in the morning ?
If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.
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he'll have to go the "ball" bearing route!
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I thought I was going to fall out of my chair laughing. That was hysterical!!!!
Ditto!
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I remember hearing somplace that they do make prostetic (spelling?)testicles.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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They make 'em for critters man... seriously, artificial doggie doodads in case your little guy is feeling inferior around the other non cut pups. People will by anything......
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Oh crap, I spit beer everywhere!
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
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Oh man...i just got the worst visual....tapeing fake nads on a pit bull.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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They make 'em for critters man... seriously, artificial doggie doodads in case your little guy is feeling inferior around the other non cut pups.
People will by anything......
You gotta be kidding. Don't tell my pooch, I'm always on his case when I See him licking where they use to be. He'll be heading down to Pet's Mart if he finds out.
Disclaimer: I did not have his doodads removed, we rescued him from the pound already nutless.
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Stewart
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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They make 'em for critters man... seriously, artificial doggie doodads in case your little guy is feeling inferior around the other non cut pups.
People will by anything......
I really know this guy that had testicular cancer and they had to remove one of the boys. Anyway, when someone now says, "You're nuts!" he usually responds with, "No, I'm nut, you're nuts...."
owwww....
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
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fake nards
and they are called Neuticles
LMAO!!!
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Get your Neuticle gear here. 
Stewart
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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Haven't you guys seen "Joe Vs the Volcano"? The guy who is his boss played by the guy who played Nick Tortelli on Cheers was the inventor of the fake testie.
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Well if sombdy is making them...then sombody must be buying them.Where is Frank Zappa when we need him. "Are those real nards? or are those Sears nards"?
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Ok, I did find it funny.. but if I was the poor ****** who this had happened to and that yahoo was interviewing me, it would have taken everything I had not to put my fist through his chest! Some things are funny.. but being interviewed like that was just cruel. just my 2 cents 
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Oh crap, I spit beer everywhere!
Great answer! I did the same thing
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