You see...Pumas, aka Cougars(Guarani
guagu ara) ALWAYS attack from behind.
So NEVER, when walking in a group two or more and through mountain lion country, BE THE LAST IDIOT IN LINE!

YEP! It's kind'a like NOT havin' to be faster than that BEAR that chasin' you. You ONLY have to be FASTER than the SLOWEST swingin' dick who's out there WITH you.
