Saw this in an email - thought I would share with y'all
1.- I prefer breasts to legs
2.- Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3.- Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4.- If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5.- I've never seen a better spread!
6.- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7.- Are you ready for seconds yet?
8.- It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9.- Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10.- Don't play with your meat.
11.- Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12.- Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.- I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14.- You still have a little bit on your chin.
15.- How long will it take after you put it in?
16.- You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17.- Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18.- That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19.- I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20.- Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21.- I do like a good stuffing.
8 days and it will all be over and done with (except the credit card bill!!)
