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Ok then.... I'll try to tell this the best I can. I was down the local mall the other day, doing some boring shopping stuff, etc etc.......MMMMMM hungry is me !!! so....I bought some food and sat outside on a park bench, to eat. About 2 mins after sitting to eat, a tramp came and sat next to me, he said nothing for about a min or 2, then turned to me and asked "Are you gay" I said "what" he said again "Are you gay" I said "NO I'M F * NOT" He then said "Why are you sitting on my F***ing bed then ????............ 
"I just can't put it down"
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???????
I think I would have been speechless.......
Or went completely nuts on the guy.
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"Poppycock normally is."
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Don't tell him your waiting on a train either, more tramps might show up. 
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a tramp with a sence of humor cool....
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I just can't believe in this day and age that anyone uses the word 'tramp.' Kinda dated, don'tcha think? How about vagrant? Bum (American not English)?
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That's a little like saying "Fall,isn't that such a dated word?Why don't you call it Autumn or something?"
"You just kinda wasted my precious time..."
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I just can't believe in this day and age that anyone uses the word 'tramp.' Kinda dated, don'tcha think? How about vagrant? Bum (American not English)?
You mean they aren't called vagabonds anymore?
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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I just can't believe in this day and age that anyone uses the word 'tramp.' Kinda dated, don'tcha think? How about vagrant? Bum (American not English)?
You mean they aren't called vagabonds anymore?
only on your side of the pond - here of course they are, gentleman of the road!!(or Tramp for short)
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I don't care what ya call him, that was funny!
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Most of those "homeless" are mental cases that should be institutionalzed. Safer for the public, and for themselves. No reason we should tolerate their living off of everyone else. Heck, he probably was serious, and lilely is dangerous.
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Take all the ones on the corner begging for change and ship them to a fenced in area and give them all the beer and cigarettes they want for free. Then it shouldn't take long! (Chris Baker)
Anyone wanna go?
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Aw come on, he was just a Hobo looking for a Homo! Er, sorry! Delete me if you need to!! 
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Aw come on, he was just a Hobo looking for a Homo!
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Spud, your not gay,... are you?
Stewart
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a tramp with a sence of humor cool....
As above 
Ray(UK)
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Aw come on, he was just a Hobo looking for a Homo!
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Spud, your not gay,... are you?
NO....WHY ?
ARE YOU 
"I just can't put it down"
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Andy
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Spud, your not gay,... are you?
No, he's not, but he knows the secret handshake.  
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Obviously a joke, but if had happened to me I think I would have responded "I'm paying for it, I'll sit on if I want!"
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Maybe he was a hobosexual (A BUM F**k) ye never know.
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