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Australia/Southern Hemisphere?
#96998 09/13/2006 2:03 PM
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This one is for our Australian brotheres and sisters...

Does this saying hold true down under?
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Reido113 #96999 09/13/2006 2:48 PM
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Just because they're upside down doesn't mean they don't know left from right. It's not like they drive on the wrong side of the road .... oh wait, nevermind.


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roundy77 #97000 09/13/2006 9:37 PM
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Yes, bolts tighten up the same way here. We're more worried about koalas undoing them at night... mischevious buggers they are, and handy with a spanner.

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Reido113 #97001 09/13/2006 10:05 PM
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i think its just the toilets that flush backwards...right???


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newt #97002 09/13/2006 11:18 PM
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The light switches here are upside-down too... up for off, down for on. Throws most Americans for a day or two.

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Sandmann #97003 09/14/2006 2:51 AM
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And koalas were really ground dwelling animals that kept falling into trees and just decided to stay there


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baboon #97004 09/14/2006 3:55 AM
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You have to be careful of the drop bears if you are riding at night in the country as well...

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duck #97005 09/14/2006 4:12 AM
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You have to be careful of the drop bears if you are riding at night in the country as well...

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& don't forget about YOWIES that run across the road at nights too

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bear640 #97006 09/14/2006 4:34 AM
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Yehh thats right and don't get me started on those bloody kangaroos getting in your back yard and into your rubbish bins at night ....

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duck #97007 09/14/2006 5:30 AM
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Hi duck,
Sounds like I need to move to Australia. Maybe my tires will last longer, since reduced gravity will generate less friction.


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SKILLET #97008 09/14/2006 5:58 AM
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Thats it Skillet.. & because we are upside down we have to swap our fuel line with tank breather so it fills our carbs & doesnt suck air. Thats the OZ imported models!!!

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SKILLET #97009 09/14/2006 6:42 AM
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Hi duck,
Sounds like I need to move to Australia. Maybe my tires will last longer, since reduced gravity will generate less friction.



Don't forget to put the tires on backwards (since they roll the opposite direction)


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bear640 #97010 09/14/2006 9:42 AM
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& don't forget about YOWIES that run across the road at nights too




That would be bunyips... running out of billabongs in the middle of the night and molesting people wearing hats with corks dangling off them, and carrying jumbucks in tucker bags.

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Sandmann #97011 09/14/2006 10:12 AM
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LMAO. For guys that are hanging upside down by your heels all the time you all have a great sense of humor.


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Reido113 #97012 09/14/2006 10:40 AM
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I here the koalas get really mean after a few beers.

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oilleak #97013 09/14/2006 11:10 AM
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You think the koalas get mean after a few beers? You should see the big white drop bears after half a bottle of bundy rum! (local joke...)

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& don't forget about YOWIES that run across the road at nights too




That would be bunyips... running out of billabongs in the middle of the night and molesting people wearing hats with corks dangling off them, and carrying jumbucks in tucker bags.




I thought youse guys spoke English??
Corks dangling (I am afraid to ask! ), jumbucks in tucker bags, bunyips, yowies, oh my!!



billabongs .... that's a swampy/wet area, right?


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bonnyusa #97015 09/14/2006 12:17 PM
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A bit of "true blue, fair dunkum" aussie kulture for you...

Waltzing Matilda
Once a jolly swagman sat beside the billabong,
Under the shade of a coulibah tree,
And he sang as he sat and waited till his billy boiled:

Chorus:
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

2. Down came a jumbuck to drink beside the billabong
Up jumped the swagman and seized him with glee
And he sang as he tucked the jumbuck in his tuckerbag

Chorus:
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he tucked the jumbuck in his tuckerbag
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

3. Down came the stockman, riding on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three.
"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?

Chorus:
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

4. Up jumped the swagman and plunged into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive," cried he
And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong,

Chorus:
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong,
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

A.B. "Banjo" Patterson, 1893

Swagman: hobo, bum - in australia traditionally had winecorks dangling on strings from brim of hat to ward off flies. They carried a "swag" (bag of belongings) across the shoulders. Also called "Sundowners" because they would inevitably show up at the gates of a sheep or cattle station (ranch) looking for work at sundown, join the boys in the kitchen for a meal, then leave again before morning.

Billabong: Wet, swampy area.

Bunyip: Mythological creature said to inhabit billabongs. Australia's answer to yowies, bigfoots, abominable snowmen etc.

Jumbuck: A sheep

Tucker bag: Food bag

Stockman: Farmer, specialising in stock (eg: sheep or cattle). I've always heard it sung as "squatter" though, who was a wealthy farmer/landowner in the times, as versus those poor farmers with a "selection", a small piece of usually poor land sold to them cheaply by the government.

Thoroughbred: A horse with pure bloodlines.

Troopers: A cross between police and army in early colonial times. The original Troopers were drawn from the better behaved convicts, and had a reputation of being little more than rough, corrupt, violent thugs & thieves in uniforms. Oddly, many of our police forces still fight that reputation today.

Billy: A tin can with a wire handle, sometimes with a lid, hung above a fire to boil water or cook food in.

Matilda: No idea who she was... probably a true blue, fair dunkum, colonial aussie shiela who could skin a jumbuck and get it into the billy, while replacing the corks on your hat and chasing off the bunyips. Get that into ya, mate! Crikey!

(I feel a bit faint after all that "ocker" stuff, might go have a little lie down now. )

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Outstanding Sandman! I forgot I have to walk outside to Texas in a minute.


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Does the right side of your brain run the left side of your body or is that upside down and backwords too?


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red352 #97018 09/15/2006 4:34 PM
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What I rememebr most about oz is that I had to keep my hand over the top of the beer bottle at all times or it would just pour right out, beind upside down and all.


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Dinqua #97019 09/16/2006 7:00 AM
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That CAN be a problem... s'why we drink our beer so fast and so often.


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