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I'm making no apologies for this.... it is directly copied from a girlie biker forum I'm in.... just seemed appropriate for here.... In the Computer Science Dept. at King’s College, University of London they built this super computer with artificial intelligence that could carry on a conversation with anyone at their relative intelligence level. All one had to do was type in their IQ and the computer, through its' voice activated-sound generating processor, would begin the conversation. So they thought they would test it out on several of the King’s faculty. The first faculty member typed in his IQ at 187 and a bunch of lights on the computer began flashing, then it began a conversation with the scientist on the origins of the universe, mathematical proof of the existence of black holes, and existential philosophy. The second faculty member then typed in an IQ of 179 and again lights lit up on the computer (not quite as many as the first faculty member, but...) and it began a conversation with the scientist about molecular biology, brain surgery and international monetary policy. When they tested it on the third faculty member, his finger slipped at the keyboard and typed in 73 instead of 173. Not much happened -- just one little light, it the upper right hand of the computer display, slowly dimmed then grew stronger, then dimmed... Finally the computer said.... "So, how's the Harley running'?" 
Gina
03 America - Pretty stock - except the TBS wheel... 
06 America - missing, presumed in bits. With it's TBS wheel... 
09 America - It's very blue....
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I heard it as "so how 'bout dem Vikes, eh?"
Mike (possibly the biggest GB Packer fan in Minnesota)
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Gina, You need to be spanked!  (Not for the punishment - for the joy of making up afterwards!) 
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"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Gina that was too funny.......Angelis
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obviously have plenty of time on your hands Gina, what with making flags, organising the guides and runs out for the boys! Made me chuckle though. 
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And I occasionally go to work too!
Gina
03 America - Pretty stock - except the TBS wheel...
06 America - missing, presumed in bits. With it's TBS wheel...
09 America - It's very blue....
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And I occasionally go to work too!
Must remember why people do that!!!
Ray(UK)
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Thanks Gina, I'll use that one for slamming HD riding friends of mine.
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just found it in my archives
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just found it in my archives
Cabin fever's getting to you too I'm guessing, Grzegorz.
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That is good. 
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Most of the posters have gone to the archives themselves. 
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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Most of the posters have gone to the archives themselves.
Yeah, Good point erle. Whenever somebody resurrects one of these old posts(and yeah, I got a good laugh out of this one again...thanks Grzegorz), I always end up wonderin' what ever happened to: [fill in the blank].
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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