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Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arss are interchangeable.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Bar Shake
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Good one, Greybeard. 
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Adjunct
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A brain surgeon, a heart surgeon and an orthopaedic surgeon were playing golf. Suddenly a bolt of lightening struck and all 3 were killed. As they stood at the pearly gates before St Peter, it was realized that a mistake had been made. St Pete had the unpleasant duty of informing these guys they had all been killed early and they had to wait for their time to enter Heaven. The brain surgeon jumps forward demanding to be allowed in right away, ranting about how he had improve the qualty of life on earth, thanks to his skill and dedication. St Pete graciously acknowledged the poor fellow but asked his indulgence. Well, the ortho guy and the heart guy soon followed suit and each received the same explanation from St Peter. Shortly, a fellow in a lab coat, complete with stethoscope and little black bag, strolled to the gates, St Peter swung them open and in he walked. This enraged the 3 surgeons who now DEMANDED to be allowed in. St Peter replied, "Please gentlemen, calm down. That was God. Sometimes he thinks he's a Doctor."
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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Nice 
Benny
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A proctologist was playing golf. At the end of the first hole he reaches for his pen to write his score down. He pulls out a thermometer and mutters... Oh man some arse hole has my pen.
Doc
A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra
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