 Off color joke - be warned!
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Ok, so this Triumph rider, and RAT member, goes into the pawn shop one day and spies this cool looking brass rat. "Cool, I'll weld it onto my gas tank or something," he thinks to himself. He takes it to the counter and the guy tells him it is $10, but if he brings it back, like everyone else does, it will cost him $100 to return it. So the fella takes his shiny new brass rat and heads home, wondering what the heck the cashier meant. Then he notices that every rat in the area is now following him, sorta like the pied piper. As he gets closer to home there are now thousands of rats surrounding him. He starts to think and then runs down to the pier and tosses the brass rat into the harbor. All the rats follow suit and jump in after the brass rat. The next morning the same fella goes back to the pawn shop and the cashier is grinning, "So, you bring your $100 to return the thing?" "Na," the guys says, "but how much do you want for the brass Mexican?" I warned ya! 
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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ROTFLMFAO..........Good One!!!!!
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In that same vein:
Mexico had a huge earthquake killing 2 million people. As the world looked on in shock, countries rushed to Mexico's aid. Canada supplied troops and materials to help keep the peace, the Brits donated medical supplies and medical personnel, France and Germany donated money and personnel to help in the recovery, and many other countries donated what they could.
Not to be outdone, the US donated 2 million spare Mexicans...
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Getting a French member seemed to quell the French jokes. I know for a fact that we have at least one Mexican member, and have for quite some time... That's me, Captain Buzzkill. I hate it when jaggoffs force me into the role of PC police...  
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Getting a French member seemed to quell the French jokes. I know for a fact that we have at least one Mexican member, and have for quite some time...
That's me, Captain Buzzkill. I hate it when jaggoffs force me into the role of PC police...
Funny that you should mention HUMBERTO....Friar John!!!!
He just moved-in down the street from me here in So.Cal(with his extended family) and I see him riding that Bonneville Mexi....er...America o' his(repainted in the colors of red, yellow and green) ALL THE TIME around here.  
Cheers,
Dwight
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Carlos Mencia would love this stuff. I watch his stuff on comedy central all the time. Great Stuff. 
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Carlos Mencia would love this stuff. I watch his stuff on comedy central all the time. Great Stuff.
LOVE Carlos!
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Yup. Carlos does not worry about PC too much. I like the self deprecating humor.
"Proud to be an Infidel" ... "100% pure American Jingoist"
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Fine Captain, let me reiterate: Humberto - no offense meant to you at all, it's a joke! "Joke em if they can't take a f**k," as my Dad used to say. 
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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