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Ha,
A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walked into Walmart with her two kids.
The Walmart Greeter, asked, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman replied, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
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Already told it to a couple of guys here at work!
Mark
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I thought this would be about parallel twins!
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Oh, come on Robert!  UGLY PEOPLE at....WALMART???!!!  Why the whole premise of your joke is UNBELIEVEABLE, dude!!!   Cheers, Dwight (actually, I loved it)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I thought it was about parallel twins, too...
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Dwight, Im in farm country, Wally world is all there is. We are all corn fed and it shows. FJ your parallel twins are getting bigger, I like.
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Quote:
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mmmmmm... parallel twins
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we should do this every weekend!
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Wal-mart chicks are fine. It's the customers that are scary, especially late at night.
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Walmart+meeting girls+anytime=scarry
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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My buddy worked on the local Wal-Mart expansion (from regular to "Super" Wal-Mart I suppose) many years ago as an electrician. A lot of the women there were apparently naughty little strumpets. 
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Hummm I should not say anything about this.. Evanston is a small town and not much to do. Wal-Mart is where I met my wife, (and 4 of her friends, but dont tell her that)!
It reminds me a few years ago I got an email about a wal-mart greater. If I remember right ever fraim she had less and less cloths.. I think she must have been selling them or something.
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