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Dear Derek. Perhaps you can switch to rap. Seriously, consider it. Your friend, Rich.

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Until now I was unaware just how demented we are here.

I mean I knew we were slightly off, riding a Triumph proves that, but I didn't know it was this bad!

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Dear Derek. Perhaps you can switch to rap. Seriously, consider it. Your friend, Rich.

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OK.

I seen billy an emma
sittin' on da porch
drankin' lattes
dey heat wif a torch
struttin' aroun in a Yak fur thong
bangin' they head to "Immigrant Song"
den Joe an Flo rolled in from the sto'
on a stole Moped wif a bad blue glow

das a kyyi yippie yippie yay
das a kyyi yippie yippie yay

git along lil' doggies
git along now real slow
ya know dat Wyoming's
gonna be yo' new home

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Good stuff Wade. I do think you are a little obsessed with the " Yak fur thong and immigrant song" though! It crops up often in your raps!

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Until now I was unaware just how demented we are here.

I mean I knew we were slightly off, riding a Triumph proves that, but I didn't know it was this bad!

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James,ya ain't seen nothin' yet!

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So this is the mental effect of cold weather and not enough ride time. Me and my imaginary friend are going out in the garage and sit on the Triumph and pet the chrome.

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And I see that Billy fits right in.....

The insane asylum grows!

Can I pet too?

It's been a loong winter

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I do think you are a little obsessed with the " Yak fur thong and immigrant song" though! It crops up often in your raps!

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Oh. OK.
dancin' aroun in a wallaby thong
bangin' they head to Aborigine song

ahh, the feel of Yak fur against my skin on a cold Scandinavian morning.
Koumis and Lox. Mmmmm.

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Until now I was unaware just how demented we are here.

I mean I knew we were slightly off, riding a Triumph proves that, but I didn't know it was this bad!

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James,ya ain't seen nothin' yet!

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OK one serious question.

You are riding down the road on your America in a fur lined thong and a helmet of course you pass an oncoming moped. The guy on the moped waves. Do you wave back or keep petting your thong?

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This is a very strange and deeply demented thread... keep up the good work!

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we got busted by the shop teacher

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Until now I was unaware just how demented we are here.

I mean I knew we were slightly off, riding a Triumph proves that, but I didn't know it was this bad!

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James,ya ain't seen nothin' yet!

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I see what you mean!

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Yep!See I told ya!

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I wanna know what's wrong with a yak fur thong?! I love mine! Ah, that wiry hair scratching in all the right places,mmmm.

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And then we have FastEddy who beats all of yah......remember his threads from the past... and the yearly trek down the road. Click Here

That there is snow people.....

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And then we have FastEddy who beats all of yah......remember his threads from the past... and the yearly trek down the road. Click Here

That there is snow people.....

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I used to do that all the time because I had to. I couldn't afford a car when I was young so I rode my bike year round.

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Yep, been there, done that! Luckily, I found the money to fix my old clunker car about halfway through the winter. But it STILL didn't have a heater. Nothing like scraping off the ice on both the outside AND the INSIDE of a windshield while driving down the road. Snowsuit, thick gloves, STILL froze my nuts off! All to go see my girlfriend, who lived 20 miles out in the country. Married her years later. Later, I wished I HAD froze to death.

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And then we have FastEddy who beats all of yah......remember his threads from the past... and the yearly trek down the road. Click Here

That there is snow people.....

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I used to do that all the time because I had to. I couldn't afford a car when I was young so I rode my bike year round.

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Yep, been there, done that! Luckily, I found the money to fix my old clunker car about halfway through the winter. But it STILL didn't have a heater. Nothing like scraping off the ice on both the outside AND the INSIDE of a windshield while driving down the road. Snowsuit, thick gloves, STILL froze my nuts off! All to go see my girlfriend, who lived 20 miles out in the country. Married her years later. Later, I wished I HAD froze to death.

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I can commiserate, I had a 63 VW bug that I ran illegally after riding year round for a couple years. That car blew cold air out if the left side ducts and the "defroster" vent right on my knuckles. Had to scrape ice inside and out on that one. Drove for years with a fake home made T tag. When that died I put the engine and trans out of a Porsche 914 in it that I got from a friend who had the 914 until it rotted so bad that the doors wouldn't close.

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And then we have FastEddy who beats all of yah......remember his threads from the past... and the yearly trek down the road. Click Here

That there is snow people.....

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I used to do that all the time because I had to. I couldn't afford a car when I was young so I rode my bike year round.

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Yep, been there, done that! Luckily, I found the money to fix my old clunker car about halfway through the winter. But it STILL didn't have a heater. Nothing like scraping off the ice on both the outside AND the INSIDE of a windshield while driving down the road. Snowsuit, thick gloves, STILL froze my nuts off! All to go see my girlfriend, who lived 20 miles out in the country. Married her years later. Later, I wished I HAD froze to death.

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Reminds me of the 10cc song,

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&r...vm=bv.113943665,d.dGo

After I put nitrogen in my tires yesterday,I went for a ride in a long sleeved t-shirt it was CHILLY! about 25 degrees[celsius]
Never mind.I'll be cold here when you guys are warm!

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And then we have FastEddy who beats all of yah......remember his threads from the past... and the yearly trek down the road. Click Here

That there is snow people.....

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I used to do that all the time because I had to. I couldn't afford a car when I was young so I rode my bike year round.

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Yep, been there, done that! Luckily, I found the money to fix my old clunker car about halfway through the winter. But it STILL didn't have a heater. Nothing like scraping off the ice on both the outside AND the INSIDE of a windshield while driving down the road. Snowsuit, thick gloves, STILL froze my nuts off! All to go see my girlfriend, who lived 20 miles out in the country. Married her years later. Later, I wished I HAD froze to death.

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Reminds me of the 10cc song,

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&r...vm=bv.113943665,d.dGo

After I put nitrogen in my tires yesterday,I went for a ride in a long sleeved t-shirt it was CHILLY! about 25 degrees[celsius]
Never mind.I'll be cold here when you guys are warm!

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Or the Meat Loaf tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw