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Joined: Feb 2007
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
Joined: Feb 2007
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Every woman wants to be swept off her feet, It's when you put her in the trunk she starts to freak out.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Re: Women
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 6,681 Likes: 1
Bar Shake
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Bar Shake
Joined: Jan 2005
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"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Re: Women
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 3,995 Likes: 10
Loquacious
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Loquacious
Joined: Jun 2009
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Dinosaur.
"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland
"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson
"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville
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Re: Women
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Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 399
Adjunct
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Adjunct
Joined: Oct 2010
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Put your missus and your dog in the trunk for an hour then when you let them out see who's pleased to see you the most 
Peace in the country when the sun goes down , the corn is gettin' high
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Re: Women
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 3,995 Likes: 10
Loquacious
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Loquacious
Joined: Jun 2009
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Dinosaur.
"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland
"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson
"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville
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Re: Women
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Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 83
Member
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Cant live with em dont wanna live with out em
14 America LT 19" EMGO Turnouts AI removed
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Re: Women
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Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 23,194 Likes: 56
Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 23,194 Likes: 56 |
I thought it was can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em. 
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Re: Women
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 3,995 Likes: 10
Loquacious
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Loquacious
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 3,995 Likes: 10 |
"Can't live with 'em .Can't use their bones for soup"
R.Barger
Dinosaur.
"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland
"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson
"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville
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Re: Women
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 6,060 Likes: 6
Worn Saddle
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Worn Saddle
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 6,060 Likes: 6 |
Been sayin for years, "Can't live with'em, wouldn't want to anyways. About then, the wife whacks me on the head! 
Fidelis et Fortis
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Re: Women
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Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 8,393 Likes: 1
Second Wind
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Second Wind
Joined: Sep 2010
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A good woman is hard to find. I have to admit to being spoiled by my woman. Its hard for me to complain.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Re: Women
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Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 220 Likes: 2
Adjunct
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Joined: Jan 2015
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Quote:
A good woman is hard to find. I have to admit to being spoiled by my woman. Its hard for me to complain. [ /quote] I know what your sayin..... 
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Re: Women
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 21 Likes: 2
Complete Newb
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Complete Newb
Joined: Jan 2011
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Wife says, Thelma reckoms George makes love to her three times a dsy and four times at night, why don't you do that?
I said, cos George would punch my face in
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