 I miss Rodney
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Worn Saddle
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My wife will buy anything marked down. She brought home two dresses and an escalator.
I haven't talked to my wife in three days. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I took my wife to a wife-swapping party. I had to throw in some cash.
A woman wrapped herself in Saran Wrap to take off some weight. Her husband comes home, sees her, and says, "Leftovers again."
My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate.
My wife’s cooking is fit for a king. "Here, King!"
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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Worn Saddle
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I loved the third one! 
Fidelis et Fortis
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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Speakin' o' which, did you guys hear the latest?
Scientists are sayin' they now have conclusive proof that sex on a regular basis helps increase memory skills.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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Speakin' o' which, did you guys hear the latest?
Scientists are sayin' they now have conclusive proof that sex on a regular basis helps increase memory skills!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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Speakin' o' which, did you guys hear the latest?
Scientists are saying they now have conclusive proof that sex on a regular basis helps increase memory skills.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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Ya know, there's somethin' I've been meaning to tell the wife lately, but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Monkey Butt
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But Dwight!  Oh, I get it. Where was I?
I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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My wife will buy anything marked down. She brought home two dresses and an escalator.
I haven't talked to my wife in three days. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I took my wife to a wife-swapping party. I had to throw in some cash.
A woman wrapped herself in Saran Wrap to take off some weight. Her husband comes home, sees her, and says, "Leftovers again."
My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate.
My wife’s cooking is fit for a king. "Here, King!"
Funny, I was thinking rodney king, yet as I read the above I heard that guy who never gets any respect!
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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Loquacious
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Speakin' o' which, did you guys hear the latest?
Scientists are sayin' they now have conclusive proof that sex on a regular basis helps increase memory skills!
That is like the fish swimming round and round in the bowl looking up and musing "Oh look there is a castle"......"Oh look there is a castle"......."Oh look there is a castle" 
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Loquacious
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Loquacious
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I loved the third one!
Yep.Me too 
Dinosaur.
"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland
"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson
"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville
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Learned Hand
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Last edited by beamer; 01/17/2014 5:40 PM.
Mal: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun?{ref, Jayne} Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting."
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Bar Shake
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Bar Shake
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And who could forget Rodney in "Caddy Shack"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=171FURqSIQc
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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