A couple are married and spent the first three weeks of their marriage on a honeymoon in Tahiti.
On returning the new groom sees his motorbike is a litle dusty so he pushes it out onto the drive and starts to wash it.
His new wife comes down and says "Honey, now that we are married, don't you think it's time to sell the bike? It's pretty dangerous to be riding a bike and we can use the money towards a house".
The groom looks at her and says "Dear, you're starting to sound like my ex-wife!"
"What ex-wife," she exclaims. "I didn't know you were married before!"
He replies "I wasn't ... "
