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Two dyslexics walk into a bra...
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forgive me, but wouldn't that be "rab" ? 
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Please don't make me discuss the minutia of dyslexia but...not necessarily.
Man, what a joke killer. I'm not even gonna tell my brain tumor pun.
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And shouldn't they kwal into that bar.....?  Or would they just kwal out of the bra?
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I know a woman like that........I wouldnt call her dyslexic. She just has huge bras .......walk in size I would say.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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There was a dyslexic atheist who had insomnia and would lay in bed at night and wonder if there really was a dog.
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There was also the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse!
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Please don't make me discuss the minutia of dyslexia but...not necessarily.
Man, what a joke killer. I'm not even gonna tell my brain tumor pun.
Please forgive me. Go ahead and tell the brain tumor joke. Maybe someone here who actually has a brain tumor will chime in and rain on your joke like I did. 
Well you see, as a small child learning proper spelling, punctuation and grammer skills I was smacked by a tyrannical aunt whenever I would make a mistake. This is the root of my need to be the grammer cop.
So, this dyslexic rabbi walks into a BRA and says "Hey, can you turn up the heat? It's a bit NIPPLY in here ! " 
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There was a dyslexic atheist who had insomnia and would lay in bed at night and wonder if there really was a dog.
Know what an atheist when they're NOT alone in bed screams out while in the throes of passion, Ryk?
(...uh huh, you guessed it..."OH NOBODY! OH NOBODY!")
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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 I don't see this thread goin' far. 
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
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dyslexics 'Untie!' 
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I don't see this thread goin' far.
Don't you mean, "goni' arf" here, erle???
(...oh, and btw erle...anybody who would or might've now taken that old joke I mentioned above and then used it to begin some kind of "Theology" lesson here, should maybe consider "takin' a chill pill", if THAT was what was worryin' ya there, ol' buddy!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I don't see this thread goin' far.
You just never know.
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A blind man walked into a bar and said, "OUCH!"
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Two guys walk into a bar, third one ducks.
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I don't see this thread goin' far.
Don't you mean, "goni' arf" here, erle???
(...oh, and btw erle...anybody who would or might've now taken that old joke I mentioned above and then used it to begin some kind of "Theology" lesson here, should maybe consider "takin' a chill pill", if THAT was what was worryin' ya there, ol' buddy!)
Don't know what "Theology" is (thinkin' the study of THE  ), but I'm up for the Chill Pill!
And you may see me tonight
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Make that 2 on the CHILL PILL! I really need some R&R..
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An Ion walks into a bar and says ' I think I lost an electron' Bartender says are you sure? Ion replies ' yah, I'm positive'...
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...bartender replies, "For you, no charge..."
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...bartender replies, "For you, no charge..."
Now THAT was a quick witty addendum to that cool little joke. Only us nurdy sorta folks will get that. But Chet, ya just gotta forgive me AGAIN, but dang, if the ION lost an electron and and became POSITIVE , now that would indeed give him a charge ( + ) and that would make him a CATION, instead of one of those depressing ANIONS.
Sorry, I've been pressing the Ethiopian waayy too much. 
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Well Wade, it's either THAT, or you've been watchin' WAY too many "The Big Bang Theory" reruns lately!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"In the execution of Truth, sometimes the flame of Levity is extinguished." W.S. Walker , quoted from "Lamentations of Laughter" I thawt tha BIG BANG theery was when you give it too much throttle when you crank the thang up an it bust up yo' airbox
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