Verra Nice!

Makes me want to wax poetic. This is called "The Dead Yuasa Blues."
Turnin’ on the ignition key
Pullin’ out the choke
I know I need a Battery
But I’m freakin’ broke
Hit the starter button
Brrrrr, click, click, click
The Song of the Dead Yuasa
Is beginnin’ to make me sick
Take off my helmet
Take off my gloves
Jacket & Shades too
Cuz bump-startin’ this Mutha
Will take it’s toll on you
Click it into first gear
Push with all I’ve got
I’m not much for prayin’
But I give it my best shot
All I get is sputter, sputter
Cough, slide, & stop
A couple more repeats of this
I’ll be too pooped to pop
But there’s a ray of Hope
My Neighbor’s home next door
He can be a pain
Drink all my Beer
But He weighs two sixty-four
Now this is more like it
We’re rollin’ right along
I hit the seat
And dump the clutch
And the engine comes on Song
Now I’m tired but happy
I get the guy a beer or two
As I’m puttin’ on my stuff
I know what I’ve got to do
I’ve got to
Scrape me up some money
So I can cure my
Dead Yuasa Blues.