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Metric v/s Imperial Cruisers
#497317 07/31/2012 10:32 PM
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Our Bonneville Ameica's & Speedmasters fall into the "Cruiser" catagory but I never see them listed under the Japanese "Metric Cruiser" catagory. Would it be fair then to label our Triumphs with the term "Imperial Cruisers"?
Then again that term is beginning to sound like a ship from the Japanese Imperial Navy of WWII. So what should we be calling them?

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Our Bonneville Ameica's & Speedmasters fall into the "Cruiser" catagory but I never see them listed under the Japanese "Metric Cruiser" catagory. Would it be fair then to label our Triumphs with the term "Imperial Cruisers"?
Then again that term is beginning to sound like a ship from the Japanese Imperial Navy of WWII. So what should we be calling them?







Interesting concept here, John. However, my opinion about this would be that the ONLY way we could legitimately call our motorcycles "Imperial Cruisers", as in the old British Imperial Unit measurement system, would be IF these babies of ours were held together with the old BSW(British Standard Whitworth) nuts and bolts.

However, because our bikes use Metric nuts and bolts, I'm afraid we're pretty much stuck with the idea that these babies of ours are "Metric Cruisers".

(...but hey, look on the BRIGHT SIDE here, Dude...AT LEAST our beautiful machines aren't held together with SAE American nuts and bolts which often tend to vibrate off from the ONLY motorcycles made in the world that still use them, RIGHT?!)



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Hey I had a thought about this bolting concept Dwight.
What type of bolting do Harleys have?
Surely not metric threads?
Wouldn't that be an incredible situation if we could label Harleys as metric cruisers as well?

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Imperial Cruiser sounds like something out of Star Wars


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One of the first articles written about this new model labeled the Bonneville America: Colonial Cruiser.


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Because of the fine maneuverability and performance of the America I prefer to think of it as a Sport Cruiser.


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Because of the fine maneuverability and performance of the America I prefer to think of it as a Sport Cruiser.




Colonial Cruiser implies continental treks. Couple that with the Sport Cruiser aspect and what we have is a fine machine.



Colonial Sport Cruiser?


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Maybe a Colonial Sport Cruiser?


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I would call the Euro and put them in the same class as Ducati and BMW, Guzzi. Realy there are anof of them that there should have there own class.


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Our Bonneville Ameica's & Speedmasters fall into the "Cruiser" catagory but I never see them listed under the Japanese "Metric Cruiser" catagory. Would it be fair then to label our Triumphs with the term "Imperial Cruisers"?
Then again that term is beginning to sound like a ship from the Japanese Imperial Navy of WWII. So what should we be calling them?







Interesting concept here, John. However, my opinion about this would be that the ONLY way we could legitimately call our motorcycles "Imperial Cruisers", as in the old British Imperial Unit measurement system, would be IF these babies of ours were held together with the old BSW(British Standard Whitworth) nuts and bolts.

However, because our bikes use Metric nuts and bolts, I'm afraid we're pretty much stuck with the idea that these babies of ours are "Metric Cruisers".

(...but hey, look on the BRIGHT SIDE here, Dude...AT LEAST our beautiful machines aren't held together with SAE American nuts and bolts which often tend to vibrate off from the ONLY motorcycles made in the world that still use them, RIGHT?!)






those triumph nuts and bolts are DIN spec metric, as opposed to JIS or ISO. so its german, jappanese or US/Canada?


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Well, heres the ironic news, Much of the Harley Davidson bikes are now bolted together with metric and SAE fasteners.

If the case is, that being held together by metric fasteners make a bike a "metric", and SAE fasteners make it an "American". Then yes our bikes are metric, but Harleys are hybrids.
Now being that the word standard means

stand·ard;[stan-derd]

noun
1.
something considered by an authority or by general consent as a basis of comparison; an approved model.

2.
an object that is regarded as the usual or most common size or form of its kind.

3.
a rule or principle that is used as a basis for judgment

4.
an average or normal requirement, quality, quantity, level, grade, etc.: His work this week hasn't been up to his usual standard.


5.
standards, those morals, ethics, habits, etc., established by authority, custom, or an individual as acceptable.

Concidering the definition here metric is standard.


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Well, heres the ironic news, Much of the Harley Davidson bikes are now bolted together with metric and SAE fasteners.





Yep Chad. This is kind of like how by the late '60s Triumphs started rolling out of the old Meriden factory with both Whitworth and Metric fasteners, as they too were in the process of switching to the international Metric standard.

Btw, one of my first motorcycles back in that era and my first Britbike that I purchased when I was 17 years old, was a 2 year old 1966 BSA 650 Lightning which used Whitworth fasteners. I remember taking a set of my father's older set of SAE open-end wrenches that he had given to me, and grinding and filing a few of their openings in order to fit the size of the bolt heads and nuts on that ol' Beezer.

(...I guess I was just too cheap to go out and purchase a set of Whitworth wrenches...but then again, supermarket boxboys didn't pull in a whole lot o' money back then, ya know)


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Well, heres the ironic news, Much of the Harley Davidson bikes are now bolted together with metric and SAE fasteners.






I remember taking a set of my father's older set of SAE open-end wrenches that he had given to me, and grinding and filing a few of their openings in order to fit the size of the bolt heads and nuts on that ol' Beezer.

(...I guess I was just too cheap to go out and purchase a set of Whitworth wrenches...but then again, supermarket boxboys didn't pull in a whole lot o' money back then, ya know)


HUH. Your family must have had MONEY! We was pouh folk. Visegrips and crescent wrenchs!


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Well, heres the ironic news, Much of the Harley Davidson bikes are now bolted together with metric and SAE fasteners.






I remember taking a set of my father's older set of SAE open-end wrenches that he had given to me, and grinding and filing a few of their openings in order to fit the size of the bolt heads and nuts on that ol' Beezer.

(...I guess I was just too cheap to go out and purchase a set of Whitworth wrenches...but then again, supermarket boxboys didn't pull in a whole lot o' money back then, ya know)


HUH. Your family must have had MONEY! We was pouh folk. Visegrips and crescent wrenchs!




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...but then again, supermarket boxboys didn't pull in a whole lot o' money back then, ya know)





So how'd ya score the BA.!!??











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...but then again, supermarket boxboys didn't pull in a whole lot o' money back then, ya know)





So how'd ya score the BA.!!??
















Well erle, THAT'S a LOOOOONG story. And so, if ya have about three and a half hours to spare here I'll start the story in the year 1971 and when THIS young man at the time made the mistake of thinkin' that a career in the Airline Biz was good idea!

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For the serious Sci-Fi geeks out there...

I would actually view the ubiquitous Harley Road King/Bagger as fitting the image of "Imperial Cruiser"...while preferring to think of my beautiful BA as more like a "lightly modified Corellian light stock freighter"

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Well, heres the ironic news, Much of the Harley Davidson bikes are now bolted together with metric and SAE fasteners.






I remember taking a set of my father's older set of SAE open-end wrenches that he had given to me, and grinding and filing a few of their openings in order to fit the size of the bolt heads and nuts on that ol' Beezer.

(...I guess I was just too cheap to go out and purchase a set of Whitworth wrenches...but then again, supermarket boxboys didn't pull in a whole lot o' money back then, ya know)


HUH. Your family must have had MONEY! We was pouh folk. Visegrips and crescent wrenchs!




Visegrips and cresent wrenches?Luxury! We used to dream of Visegrips and cresent wrenches!We used to use spanners carved from wood!


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Well, there's Canada and Australia, Falkland Ascension and a couple other south Atlantic islands, Indian ocean territory, Gibraltar, some islands in the Pacific. Yup, still enough to call an empire, so that makes Triumph an Imperial bike.


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One of the first articles written about this new model labeled the Bonneville America: Colonial Cruiser.




I think the term "Liberated" Colonial Cruiser would be more appropriate for those ridden here in the US....Somehow (outside of the whole Star Wars associations) the moniker "Colonial" just doesn't fit ol Black Beauty...

Regardless of the nuts & bolts it took to put em together...Afterall it is a Bonneville "America"


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Well, heres the ironic news, Much of the Harley Davidson bikes are now bolted together with metric and SAE fasteners.






I remember taking a set of my father's older set of SAE open-end wrenches that he had given to me, and grinding and filing a few of their openings in order to fit the size of the bolt heads and nuts on that ol' Beezer.

(...I guess I was just too cheap to go out and purchase a set of Whitworth wrenches...but then again, supermarket boxboys didn't pull in a whole lot o' money back then, ya know)


HUH. Your family must have had MONEY! We was pouh folk. Visegrips and crescent wrenchs!




Visegrips and cresent wrenches?Luxury! We used to dream of Visegrips and cresent wrenches!We used to use spanners carved from wood!




Wood? WOOD? We used to dream of wooden spanners!
When we had the money, we used to make paper mache spanners.
And we considered ourselves lucky to be able to do so!


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Well, heres the ironic news, Much of the Harley Davidson bikes are now bolted together with metric and SAE fasteners.






I remember taking a set of my father's older set of SAE open-end wrenches that he had given to me, and grinding and filing a few of their openings in order to fit the size of the bolt heads and nuts on that ol' Beezer.

(...I guess I was just too cheap to go out and purchase a set of Whitworth wrenches...but then again, supermarket boxboys didn't pull in a whole lot o' money back then, ya know)


HUH. Your family must have had MONEY! We was pouh folk. Visegrips and crescent wrenchs!




Visegrips and cresent wrenches?Luxury! We used to dream of Visegrips and cresent wrenches!We used to use spanners carved from wood!




Wood? WOOD? We used to dream of wooden spanners!
When we had the money, we used to make paper mache spanners.
And we considered ourselves lucky to be able to do so!




Money?Paper mache?Luxury! We used to dream of having money, and paper mache.We used to work 25 hours a day down pit for nothing and make spanners out of coal dust!


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Coal dust! We used to dream of coal dust. We saved our pennies to buy dirt to make mud we could fastener wrenches out of.

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We just finger tightened the fasteners and spit on them so they would rust in place.


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We just finger tightened the fasteners and spit on them so they would rust in place.




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Dirt? We used to dream of dirt!
We just finger tightened the fasteners and spit on them so they would rust in place.




Where I lived, it was too cold for rust. We used to go steal a rock from the rich guys garden and bash the end of the bolt until it couldn't come loose.


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Dirt? We used to dream of dirt!
We just finger tightened the fasteners and spit on them so they would rust in place.




Where I lived, it was too cold for rust. We used to go steal a rock from the rich guys garden and bash the end of the bolt until it couldn't come loose.







Bolts!??

We couldn't afford bolts , OR the tools to tighten them!
We had to steal various reeds, vines, and hemp to tie things together!


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Dirt? We used to dream of dirt!
We just finger tightened the fasteners and spit on them so they would rust in place.




Where I lived, it was too cold for rust. We used to go steal a rock from the rich guys garden and bash the end of the bolt until it couldn't come loose.







Bolts!??

We couldn't afford bolts , OR the tools to tighten them!
We had to steal various reeds, vines, and hemp to tie things together!




You were LUCKY!
We used to dream of tying things together. We held things together with wishful thinking. And when that didn't work we would put all the parts in a box and kick it around until we got something. And then my Pa called it a Harley.


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...We held things together with wishful thinking. And when that didn't work we would put all the parts in a box and kick it around until we got something. And then my Pa called it a Harley.







I guess that pretty well puts an end to this thread.



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Dirt? We used to dream of dirt!
We just finger tightened the fasteners and spit on them so they would rust in place.




Where I lived, it was too cold for rust. We used to go steal a rock from the rich guys garden and bash the end of the bolt until it couldn't come loose.







Bolts!??

We couldn't afford bolts , OR the tools to tighten them!
We had to steal various reeds, vines, and hemp to tie things together!




You were LUCKY!
We used to dream of tying things together. We held things together with wishful thinking. And when that didn't work we would put all the parts in a box and kick it around until we got something. And then my Pa called it a Harley.




But just you try telling the youth of today that, and they wont believe you!


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