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Ride like you mean it.
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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Stickman Yogi
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Stickman Yogi
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Now, if that was a Triumph I'd say the guy was insane!
Live to love, love to live.
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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Now, if that was a Triumph I'd say the guy was insane!
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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Well, from what I can tell from the picture there, I'd say the ol' gal doesn't need anything enhanced.
(...and that goes for the guy's wife there too!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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He should keep his bike. Seems most times the new hooters ain't aimed at the husband.
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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Second Wind
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That guy is an idiot.
You can keep a motorcycle after cosmetic surgery, but 9 times outta 10 when ya get the woman new boobs you end up losing her.
Along with the idea that I have never seen a boob job that looked good anyway, but thats my opinion.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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Saddle Sore
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That guy is an idiot.
You can keep a motorcycle after cosmetic surgery, but 9 times outta 10 when ya get the woman new boobs you end up losing her.
Along with the idea that I have never seen a boob job that looked good anyway, but thats my opinion.
The only upside I see here, if he can hang on to her, is when their 90 she'll still have a great rack, if he can see em 
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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I say keep the bike and just go find some fresh new hooters.
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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3/4 Throttle
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That guy is an idiot.
You can keep a motorcycle after cosmetic surgery, but 9 times outta 10 when ya get the woman new boobs you end up losing her.
Along with the idea that I have never seen a boob job that looked good anyway, but thats my opinion.
The only upside I see here, if he can hang on to her, is when their 90 she'll still have a great rack, if he can see em
Upside? Ya know gravity does work on us all as we age....here's a mental picture for ya.....at 90 imagine a pair of bowling pins... 
Karl
Odessa, MO
'07 America, Cinnamon Girl (aka: Black Beauty or Ol' Penny) - Sit Down, Shut Up & Hang On
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He is a JACKHOLE. Like a buddy of mine told his wife when she asked for new head lights,,, (very nice ones btw  ) "Hell you want them, you pay for them,,, if you divorce me, do I get to keep one?" LOLOLOLOL true story 
Mal: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun?{ref, Jayne} Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting."
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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Stickman Yogi
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Stickman Yogi
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I don't think there's one (outside of our dear and wonderful Mert) member that's on here anymore. Thank you Sheri, queen- of-run-on-words for being here, in spite of ourselves.
Live to love, love to live.
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Now, if that was a Triumph I'd say the guy was insane!
If he had a Triumph, he could get all of those he wanted. 
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Fe Butt
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Now, if that was a Triumph I'd say the guy was insane!
If he had a Triumph, he could get all of those he wanted.
Not so sure about that, Ed. 
I mean consider the demographic that walks up to us when we're parkin' our bikes and who wanna start waxin' nostalgic about Triumphs!!!
(...nope, I hate to be a spoil-sport here, but admit it dude, they're MUCH more likely to have long grey beards than they are pert and firm D-cups, now aren't they???!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Re: Honda for Hooters
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Loquacious
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Now, if that was a Triumph I'd say the guy was insane!
If he had a Triumph, he could get all of those he wanted.
 Where from?
I can't see them in the Triumph accessories catalogue 
And believe me, I've looked 
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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Second Wind
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That guy is an idiot.
You can keep a motorcycle after cosmetic surgery, but 9 times outta 10 when ya get the woman new boobs you end up losing her.
Along with the idea that I have never seen a boob job that looked good anyway, but thats my opinion.
The only upside I see here, if he can hang on to her, is when their 90 she'll still have a great rack, if he can see em
Upside? Ya know gravity does work on us all as we age....here's a mental picture for ya.....at 90 imagine a pair of bowling pins...
Exactly! Bowling pins or what would then be a classic bike. Also I don't know if ya noticed, but buying boobs for the woman in that picture, is like putting nice wheels on a pinto station wagon.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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