 Biker Joke
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
The Lord replied, " Do You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
Mark
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Should be Riding
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Fe Butt
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Bar Shake
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"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Worn Saddle
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Sent that to some biker friends and my ex-wife who is not a biker friend 
My Ex wants me to set her up with one of you single guys, anyone need a bloodsucking, money grubbing, unfaithful, lyin, leech?
Yoo hoo, philswill, ya there? 
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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My Ex ... a bloodsucking, money grubbing, unfaithful, lyin, leech?
Dinqua Sir, you have my respect ... any war veteran does! 
Bedouin.
Blessed are those eyes that have seen more roads than any man! (Homer).
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My Ex wants me to set her up with one of you single guys, anyone need a bloodsucking, money grubbing, unfaithful, lyin, leech?
Nice to know you parted on good terms! 
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