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#470785 11/26/2011 7:12 AM
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Ok, it's not "real" porn, but pretty funny.

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Dinqua #470786 11/26/2011 8:23 AM
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My wife used to go to karate tournaments on weekends...where she was the overwhelming favorite, until she blew out a knee. She rides her motorcycles more than I ride mine, as she doesn't have to take as much stuff to work. She'd rather go camping than go on a cruise (actually, we've never been on a cruise but we used to sail a lot). When I hear some guys ****** and moan about their wives I sometimes wonder if its one of those 'Matrix' deals where I'm in tube just imagining this stuff.

I'm good with that.

Actually, I think a lot of it is the fact that we were older when we married (29 and 27) than many. It makes a difference

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Smokey3214 #470787 11/26/2011 10:24 AM
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You got it right!!!

I don't do cruises either Smokey, have put more miles on my bike than my husband, I own as many guns as he does and actually know how to clean all of them and have cleaned them too! Would much rather go camping and hunting than to a hotel. My husband doesn't wear cologne, get manicures or facials so I guess we're suited for each other.

Thanks for the great laugh this morning Dinqua.


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Missannies #470788 11/26/2011 10:59 AM
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My neighbor always said he would like to take up hunting but just doesn't believe having a gun in the same household as his wife is a good idea. She is on the feisty side.


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Thensley #470789 11/26/2011 11:07 AM
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All those guys are gay.


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StandingBull #470790 11/26/2011 11:25 AM
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Probably, but I don't want to go out with any man that's prettier than me!!


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StandingBull #470791 11/26/2011 2:45 PM
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All those guys are gay.



They are certainly not any of the guys I know. I've been married to the same woman for over 36 years. Her expectations have been suitably lowered.


We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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ladisney #470792 11/27/2011 2:48 AM
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I went off and explored other regions of that website and found all kinds of interesting stuff unrelated to the subject of this thread. A very interesting site... thanks for bringing it to my attention!!


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Dinqua #470793 11/28/2011 10:45 PM
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Ok, it's not "real" porn, but pretty funny.

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