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about the rat biker whose old lady snuck a pair of oder eaters in his boots?
Next morning, all they found was his belt buckle and wallet chain.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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did you hear about the drug addict , drug addict , drug addict , drug addict .... aw flock , the needle's stuck
Peace in the country when the sun goes down , the corn is gettin' high
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The agnostic insomniac who was dyslexic, he would lie in bed night after night and ponder, if there really was a dog. 
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did you hear about the paper bag they hung in Texas ..... They caught it rustling 
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..horse walks into a bar. Barkeep looks up, "Hey, why the long face..."
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GROAN 
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Cowboy walks into a milkbar draws and spins his gun " I'll have a chocolate nut sundae " Young guy serving " Would you like your nuts crushed sir ? " Cowboy , gun drawn and pointing at attendant  " You want your head blown off ? "
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...three legged dog walks into a bar. Barkeep looks up. Slowly, he drawls, "What can I do for you, three legged dog?"
Three legged dog turns and, even more slowly, replies, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw..."
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...three legged dog walks into a bar. Barkeep looks up. Slowly, he drawls, "What can I do for you, three legged dog?"
Three legged dog turns and, even more slowly, replies, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw..."
now that's funny
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The agnostic insomniac who was dyslexic, he would lie in bed night after night and ponder, if there really was a dog.
One o' my favorites here so far! 
Live to love, love to live.
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...three legged dog walks into a bar. Barkeep looks up. Slowly, he drawls, "What can I do for you, three legged dog?"
Three legged dog turns and, even more slowly, replies, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw..."
Cheers, Richard
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Live to love, love to live.
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This fur seal pup walks into a bar and the bar tenders says " What'll it be ? " And the fur seal pup says " Anything really except Canadian Club on the rocks " 
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Grasshopper goes into a bar. Bartender says,
"You know, we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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"I haven't spoken to my wife for 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
Sono qui per la birra
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Quote:
Grasshopper goes into a bar. Bartender says,
"You know, we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
~Brent
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pig walks into a bar and sez "hey bartender, set up a round for the house on me" bartender looks up and sez " holy crap, a talkin pig"
ENJOY!!!!! NEWT!!!!!
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What bars are yall hangin out in that allows all these animals in?
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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What bars are yall hangin out in that allows all these animals in?
There used to be a small bar in Agoura CA where the summer A/C system was a dog that would lie in the open doorway wagging his tail. They also used to have the best cheeseburger in the area. It was a very "colourful" place, the jukebox still bore the scars of a shootout that had happened some 10 years before, and it featured the infamous Rodeo Song.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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About the pretzel walking down the road at night.......he was assaulted.
I am but a Jester in a court of Kings.
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