 Murphys Other Laws
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MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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 Very funny Ian
Dinosaur.
"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland
"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson
"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville
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Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
Seller of fine automobiles.
Jaguar, Land Rover, Porsche of Chattanooga
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Didn't buy into the hype, you can keep the change.
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I heard a different version of #3. He who laughs last has found someone to blame.
Then, there's the 90/10 rule. 90% of a project will take 90% of the alloted time. The remaining 10% will also take 90% of the alloted time.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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oh boy, I needed a good laugh tonight. Thanks for that one I laughed at (almost) every one.
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