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Why we ride Harleys
#463167 09/09/2011 5:37 AM
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Harley

Thanks to Newt for forwarding this


It's not speeding till you get pulled over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqa1s4jhkQ8
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mikemm03 #463168 09/09/2011 12:21 PM
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Gotta say this one was probably the best yet in this series of H-D rider satires.

(...btw, question here...I wonder why the Brits don't spell the last word in my sentence up there as: "satyres"?...anybody wanna venture a guess?!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I wish he hadn't been so hard on chubby girls. That's my favorite kind.


I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe
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I wish he hadn't been so hard on chubby girls. That's my favorite kind.




So Chad if everyone's kicking the healthy girls to the curb just means there are plenty for you to pick from


It's not speeding till you get pulled over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqa1s4jhkQ8
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mikemm03 #463171 09/09/2011 2:55 PM
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Stupid company block page......

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Stupid company block page......




Well, that's probably for the best, Mark.

Ya see, I'm gettin' the feelin' that your Harley-ridin' supervisor is just about to walk up to ya and tell ya to tow a couple more aircraft down to the hanger again!

(...and you sure wouldn't want him to catch ya watchin' a video that makes fun of his choice in motorcycles, now would ya?!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.


I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe
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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.




Great song, album insert and video. Get on your bikes and Ride!


It's not speeding till you get pulled over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqa1s4jhkQ8
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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.




Why do you think I bought the Rocket III?


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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.




Why do you think I bought the Rocket III?




I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe
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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.




Why do you think I bought the Rocket III?




Because the BA wasn't a high enough weight class for you?


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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.




Why do you think I bought the Rocket III?







So It was a dirty job, but someone had to find a great vid. FJ and Chad Here's to ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wPnUVatEwQ&feature=related

(I tried to watch the actual Queen vidieo, but I have found that Freddy is one who I love the voice of but have a hard time watching.)


Mal: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun?{ref, Jayne} Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting."
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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.




If I can't bench press them I don't date them.


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H. L. Mencken
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I guess in the world we have now you dont have much of a social life! LOLOLOL


Mal: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun?{ref, Jayne} Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting."
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"I told you to be cool, not to be intelligent".



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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.




If I can't bench press them I don't date them.






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Why do you think I bought the Rocket III?




You graduated.


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Dem's fightin wurds.


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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round.




Why do you think I bought the Rocket III?







So It was a dirty job, but someone had to find a great vid. FJ and Chad Here's to ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wPnUVatEwQ&feature=related

(I tried to watch the actual Queen vidieo, but I have found that Freddy is one who I love the voice of but have a hard time watching.)



That video was perfect........I watched it twice.

About the bench pressing bit thats ok..........I didn't see one in that video I couldn't press at least once.


I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe
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"A friend of mine with a dual sport bike went to one of those (a rally for bikers) and he did mention about the women taking off their tops. He said the women have stretch marks, big pepperoni sausage nipples, and major hail damage on their ass and cottage cheese thighs."



Actually the whole skit was hilarious.

And before I catch any flak, big bottom girls do rock!


Blowing gravel off rural roads
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I love these high-brow discussions we have...


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Remember, Harley-Davidson is the most efficient way to turn gasoline into noise with out the dangerous side effects of speed or performance.

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"A friend of mine with a dual sport bike went to one of those (a rally for bikers) and he did mention about the women taking off their tops. He said the women have stretch marks, big pepperoni sausage nipples, and major hail damage on their ass and cottage cheese thighs."



Actually the whole skit was hilarious.

And before I catch any flak, big bottom girls do rock!




I went to a rally in Chandler,Ok and they had those same girls you just talked about....we left 2 hours later it was pretty nasty!

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Blowing gravel off rural roads
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My old yota er Kentucky Home!


Blowing gravel off rural roads
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moe #463192 09/11/2011 4:40 PM
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I dont know what that has to do with Harleys or chubby chicks but, I like the song.


I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe
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if only fredy mercury had stayed with the fat bottom girls...


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mag10 #463194 09/12/2011 10:48 AM
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Freddy was a genius. He got red necks to listen to a gay man sing opera. He made millions doing it to. Hahhahahahaha


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