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As usual, no prizes  After hearing about the new Triumph Daytona, GXR's have begun to huddle together and lay low for protection
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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Worn Saddle
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If these were all KAWs I would suspect a rain was imminent. (Midwestern knowledge here a prerequisite) 
Fidelis et Fortis
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"I've you've got more than one sport bike in the front yard, ya might be a squid."
Okay that sounded better in my head. Just not channeling Foxworthy very well.
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Learned Hand
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Power rangers remove side stands to save weight.
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Bar Shake
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An increase in ethanol mixed with gasoline is having many unforeseen consequences.
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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Fe Butt
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I knew they made that corner too sharp.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Monkey Butt
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And the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home.
I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.
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Learned Hand
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Quote:
The meal was fantastic and rice was served on the side. 
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Should be Riding
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Quote:
The meal was fantastic and rice was served on the side.
 
that's funny right there!
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Black ice is a real beeyotch though it doesn't usually occur in the summer.
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Adjunct
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Folks in "Retirement Communities" do get foregetful, don't they? Must have been a made rush for the bathrooms!
I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I was going.
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Learned Hand
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Mike Rowe and "dirty jobs" just discovered a herd of fainting suzuki's.
mike
2006 neon blue speedmaster
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Monkey Butt
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Goldfinger’s sleeping gas caught them all in mid step.
All the surrogates fell where they stood as the link to their real bodies was broken.
After an exciting morning in motorcycle kindergarten all the cute little sport bikes were taking their afternoon nap.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Member
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Wow, running those twisties all day really takes it out of ya..
ride when I can, work when I have to
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Greenhorn
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Lay low and keep quiet I hear there is a Triumph in the area.
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