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http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/201...k-chop-conflict

this is not too far from where i live. good roads to ride on in lake co. but lots of crazy meth heads.

I think essence of Bacon should be a standard food additive

on all processed foods.

Wow! So Mr.Burciaga must've taken great offense to being offered pork chops, huh?! Go figure!

(...and here I thought the name "Burciaga" didn't even sound Jewish!!!)

Yep, you might be right there Chad, come to think of it!

I'll betcha anything Mr. Cobb, believin' that there's still a possibility that pork cooked rare will give folks Trichinosis, otherwise known as "Lock Jaw"(a commonly held misconception, seein' as how the last case of pork-induced Trichinosis reported in these here United States was over 20 years ago, and yep, even within mobile home parks )...well, I'll betcha Mr. Cobb probably overcooked them suckers and they ended up bein' as hard as a piece o' friggin' cardboard!!!

And so naturally I'm startin' to see why Mr. Burciaga, thanks in large part to your keen insight here, probably reacted in the manner he did!

(...OR, then again I suppose Joe could be right here too and maybe there was some kinda misunderstanding, say, in a bartering situation about the relative worth of pork chops, all dried up or not, and the substance known as methamphetamine, which might've taken place within that mobile home park that day!...always a possibility TOO ya know!!!)

Of course, the question NOT asked here yet is:

WHERE THE HELL DO MORONS LIKE MR. BURCIAGA COME FROM?????

(...'cause I'm thinkin' they most often END UP in mobile homes parks, but seldom START OUT there!!!!!!)

You would be mistaken sir. When they get this bad its usually third and fourth generation. You for get trailor parks were originaly for the working class retired. Then the cheap housing attracted the .......well lets just say not qualified for a decent paying job. After generations of decline you have what is now the modern trailer park.

Yep! Your logic, not to mention your take on generational trends within the housing market, again appears to be relatively unassailable, sir!!!

"Lock Jaw" is tetanus.

No, Tetanus is the next Romulan villain on the next Star Trek movie...

if you have ever been to kelsyville ca no explanation is necessary.
what most call strange behavior they call thursday afternoon.

In certain parts of the world it is a mortal sin to eat pork. I am pretty sure that this was not one of those parts. Maybe it was the side serving of meth amphetamines.
Now stay off my lawn!!!!