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(OT) Only in the UK...
#434871 03/22/2011 1:48 AM
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...will you find students studying with a mechanical cow bum...

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Greybeard #434872 03/22/2011 1:58 AM
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A cow rectal simulator... now why didn't I think of that?!


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Keith #434873 03/22/2011 3:22 AM
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Apparently the sheep version of this is very popular in New Zealand.

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Keith #434874 03/22/2011 3:29 AM
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I only hope they've made it realistic enough to fart and spray faecal matter all over their nice new fashion designer clothes when they withdraw their arm?
I spent many an unpleasant hour at Ag college with my gloved arm and a straw of frozen semen up a cow's rear end.
Once I even had one dear Jersey turn her head and blow me a big sloppy kiss when I had finished. SCARY

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stevieB #434875 03/22/2011 3:45 AM
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Apparently the sheep version of this is very popular in New Zealand.


And in Wales

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Tethyan #434876 03/22/2011 4:31 AM
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The Breed'n Betsy come from you "auzzies". They even do a BREED AND BONNY . So if you want some baby bikes look no futher. http://www.breednbetsy.com.au/newsletters/2009-01-jan.php atb geoff


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GJS #434877 03/22/2011 5:19 AM
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The Breed'n Betsy come from you "auzzies".




OMG, that would have saved my mum some washing back in my school days.
Then again there is something awfully comforting being elbow deep in a healthy heifer on a bitterly cold winters morning. Comforting but wrong.

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Johnquinnell #434878 03/22/2011 5:21 AM
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The Breed'n Betsy come from you "auzzies".




OMG, that would have saved my mum some washing back in my school days.
Then again there is something awfully comforting being elbow deep in a healthy heifer on a bitterly cold winters morning. Comforting but wrong.





You tell them John, you're the one with all the experience.


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Johnquinnell #434879 03/22/2011 11:11 AM
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Once I even had one dear Jersey turn her head and blow me a big sloppy kiss when I had finished. SCARY





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Keith #434880 03/22/2011 2:14 PM
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Way too much information for me!


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