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Old Hand
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...will you find students studying with a mechanical cow bum... web page
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Stickman Yogi
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Stickman Yogi
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A cow rectal simulator... now why didn't I think of that?! 
Live to love, love to live.
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Learned Hand
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Apparently the sheep version of this is very popular in New Zealand. 
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Adjunct
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I only hope they've made it realistic enough to fart and spray faecal matter all over their nice new fashion designer clothes when they withdraw their arm? I spent many an unpleasant hour at Ag college with my gloved arm and a straw of frozen semen up a cow's rear end. Once I even had one dear Jersey turn her head and blow me a big sloppy kiss when I had finished. SCARY 
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Greenhorn
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Apparently the sheep version of this is very popular in New Zealand.
And in Wales 
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3/4 Throttle
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3/4 Throttle
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The Breed'n Betsy come from you "auzzies". They even do a BREED AND BONNY . So if you want some baby bikes look no futher. http://www.breednbetsy.com.au/newsletters/2009-01-jan.php  atb geoff
2003 black and silver T.B.A A1 removed,Specialty Spares long slashed Pipes .
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The Breed'n Betsy come from you "auzzies".
OMG, that would have saved my mum some washing back in my school days. Then again there is something awfully comforting being elbow deep in a healthy heifer on a bitterly cold winters morning. Comforting but wrong. 
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I live in the sun downunder
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I live in the sun downunder
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The Breed'n Betsy come from you "auzzies".
OMG, that would have saved my mum some washing back in my school days. Then again there is something awfully comforting being elbow deep in a healthy heifer on a bitterly cold winters morning. Comforting but wrong.
You tell them John, you're the one with all the experience. 
FrankW
Ex Speedmaster rider, went to the Dark Side now riding an America.
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Stickman Yogi
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Stickman Yogi
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Once I even had one dear Jersey turn her head and blow me a big sloppy kiss when I had finished. SCARY

Live to love, love to live.
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Way too much information for me! 
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
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