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If you were trapped in a cave with no food or water and no hope of escape. Which of your friends would you want to be with you, and which one would you eat first?
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Shania Twain, while not a friend of mine she looks pretty tasty.
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Has it got to be a friend? If not, I'd have my ex wife there. Theres got to be at least a months worth of good eating on her  And for company, I could think of worse people than Shania Twain, so Mike would have to be there too, even though I've never him
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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That engineer that got those Chilian miners out of the ground ! 
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If you were trapped in a cave with no food or water and no hope of escape. Which of your friends would you want to be with you, and which one would you eat first?
Okay Chad! Didn't we WARN YOU that that cross country ride you were plannin' on takin' this summer with your friends the Donners was a BAD IDEA???!!! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I would be alone and starve to death. Because if anyone was with me they'd knock me over the head and survive off my corpse for months.  
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3/4 Throttle
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Well if I had a Chinese friend with me I would be worried that if I ate them then I might be hungry again in about an hour.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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I think my wifes best friend. you could eat on her without killing her for weeks I'm sure.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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That engineer that got those Chilian miners out of the ground !
I'd rather he was outside, doing what he does best
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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That engineer that got those Chilian miners out of the ground !
I'd rather he was outside, doing what he does best
How much would it suck if you knew that Shania Twain was right outside pining for you?
Strangler
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Y'all know they just recently abandoned a rescue effort for a dude who fell down a mine shaft. They deemed it too dangerous to risk the lives of the rescue personnel. His family had time to say good bye and everything. Then they just let him die. Brutal. http://www.lvrj.com/news/ending-rescue-at-mine-debated-117508478.htmlGreat post, Chad.
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That's a very sad article you found there John.
I would hate to be a position were I had to make a decision like that
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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The fat chick that works at the grocery store....
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
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Y'all know they just recently abandoned a rescue effort for a dude who fell down a mine shaft. They deemed it too dangerous to risk the lives of the rescue personnel. His family had time to say good bye and everything. Then they just let him die. Brutal.
http://www.lvrj.com/news/ending-rescue-at-mine-debated-117508478.html
Great post, Chad.
sarcasm much there, Good Friar John. 
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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That engineer that got those Chilian miners out of the ground !
I'd rather he was outside, doing what he does best
How much would it suck if you knew that Shania Twain was right outside pining for you?
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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Saddle Sore
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Which of your friends would you want to be with you, and which one would you eat first?
Now what makes you so sure THEY would not dine upon YOU ? 
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Fe Butt
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I live in the sun downunder
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I live in the sun downunder
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I know who the chubby one reminded me of, but I don't know about the skinny one.
FrankW
Ex Speedmaster rider, went to the Dark Side now riding an America.
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You'll want to watch this when it comes out. If you read the Stephen King short story you know what to expect.
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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