 The Koala and the Lizard
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A Koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and
looks up and says to the Koala "hey! what are you doing?"
The Koala says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the Koala and they have a few
joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
with the Koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the bush,
finds the tree were the Koala is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says "hey you!"
The Koala looks down and says "faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
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Mal: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun?{ref, Jayne} Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I don't get it. Keith, can you translate from stoner into sober? 
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I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Stickman Yogi
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Quote:
I don't get it. Keith, can you translate from stoner into sober?
Well you see, when the Koala saw the, ummmm... I mean the lizard didn't end up back at the... so what really happened was ummmm, let's see now... it was because....................
What was that you asked again, John?
Live to love, love to live.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Oh, now I get it. Thanks.
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I live in the sun downunder
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Keith you have to remember they are a bit slow in Montana.  Must be that high altitude.
FrankW
Ex Speedmaster rider, went to the Dark Side now riding an America.
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Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
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