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Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph,
then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
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Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.
He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard--I'll let you go."
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> The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper.
I thought you were bringing her back."
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> "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

good one..i haven't heard that one before..

If you work in the Law Enforcement community, you probably heard it before.

I have heard it before but that is a classic and I had a good old chuckle cheers for that

Bill and John were out fishing when John pulls in an old jug bottle he'd hooked through the handle. After looking at it for a while he decides to unscrew the cork and you guest it out pops a genie and says to John "I'll grant you one wish"
John thinks about it for a while and says "Alright then turn the ocean into beer"
Woosh and it was done
Bill looks at John and says "Damn you John ... now we're gonna have to p#ss in the boat"