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Joined: Aug 2007
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I was sitting on the train this particular morning opposite
a really sexy Thai bird.....
we exchanged a few glances..a smile or two...
I thought to myself,
"Please don't get an erection..... Please don't get an erection."
But she did.
What goes round comes round
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Re: On the train
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Joined: Aug 2010
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Learned Hand
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Learned Hand
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Very awkward moment 
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Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,580
Loquacious
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Loquacious
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Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 3,099
Loquacious
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Loquacious
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I need a spray shield for my laptop!
Between this and the other joke,
I made a mess. Wicked funny though,
Uncle Charlie
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Joined: Feb 2007
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Joined: Mar 2009
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Stickman Yogi
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Stickman Yogi
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Whoe... good shock value! 
Live to love, love to live.
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Joined: Apr 2007
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Adjunct
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Can somebody go over to Boof’s house and take him out to a redneck bar and shout him a steak and a few beers. I think he has Cabin Fever.
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Joined: May 2010
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Check Pants
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Check Pants
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I learned the hard way a long time ago, always check for an Adams Apple and a little too manly of shaped arms
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Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 8,393 Likes: 1
Second Wind
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Second Wind
Joined: Sep 2010
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There is some thing seriously wrong with you dude. WOW.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Re: On the train
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Joined: Apr 2008
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Loquacious
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Loquacious
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And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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