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A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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Fluxes 
Tony G
'03 America
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WOW, you got way too much time on your hands there buddy.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I'll see your entabulator and raise you a retro encabulator.
(I'm pretty sure the text is exactly the same.)
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Fe Butt
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Yep John, unless it's one of those inferior encabulators that's not made by the world's recognized leader in encabulator production....the Helmholtz Manufacturing Company of Dusseldorf Germany.
(...they also make an extremely fine line of resonators too, ya know....just ask Wade!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I wonder how many jiggawatts that thing uses? 
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So, what do you think, one take?
Thom
I might be wrong, I sometimes am.
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What type of oil will it need? 
Blue/White 2007 TBA, Thruxton needles, Unifilter, AI removed, Polaris Bellmouth, Bubs, Nology Coils/wires, Lightbar, Ricor Intiminators, Hagon Nitros, Tall Sissy Bar w/luggage rack, Dart flyscreen & Lowers. 130 Mains, TrueGel Battery MG12-BS.
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What type of oil will it need?
It does'nt use oil it uses Dilithium crystals....... 
Just an old Hippie and I don"t know what to do.
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Yep John, unless it's one of those inferior encabulators that's not made by the world's recognized leader in encabulator production....the Helmholtz Manufacturing Company of Dusseldorf Germany.
(...they also make an extremely fine line of resonators too, ya know....just ask Wade!)
Mmmmm , Helmholtz. I'm thinkin' 'bout good resonations. 
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Loquacious
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I'll be back when I'm NOT buzzed. 
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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Hey Pat! Sorry, but I've got some bad news for ya, ol' buddy. It seems they're not gonna make an entabulator that'll fit the Speedmasters or BAs. You see, I've just found out that the people in charge of deciding which vehicles they're gonna make these entabulators for...well...as it turns out, these same people used to work in the same field at Memphis Shades!!! And yep, I think you know how THAT turned out over the years, RIGHT?! (...though I suppose there's STILL a possibility that an entabulator made for a Suzuki might fit our bikes!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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What type of oil will it need?
It does'nt use oil it uses Dilithium crystals.......
I've heard some people say, on another board, it should use the synthetic trilithium crystals, so it doesn't have to work as hard. 
Blue/White 2007 TBA, Thruxton needles, Unifilter, AI removed, Polaris Bellmouth, Bubs, Nology Coils/wires, Lightbar, Ricor Intiminators, Hagon Nitros, Tall Sissy Bar w/luggage rack, Dart flyscreen & Lowers. 130 Mains, TrueGel Battery MG12-BS.
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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Blowing gravel off rural roads
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And yes that's a Fact You know what a Fact is don't you ? OK for those of you who don't know ... A Fact is a microscopic organism that lives on the sea bed and goes around collecting octapus farts and putting them into vegemite jars to later be used as spirit level bubbles ... and that's a Fact 
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Does that thing use Minbari power chrystals?
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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Quote:
Does that thing use Minbari power chrystals?
Unobatainium.
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Quote:
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Does that thing use Minbari power chrystals?
Unobatainium.
Unobtanium?? Oh-oh, look out!!!
And I hear she has really ridden the dragon...
Blue/White 2007 TBA, Thruxton needles, Unifilter, AI removed, Polaris Bellmouth, Bubs, Nology Coils/wires, Lightbar, Ricor Intiminators, Hagon Nitros, Tall Sissy Bar w/luggage rack, Dart flyscreen & Lowers. 130 Mains, TrueGel Battery MG12-BS.
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New Tires
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Dinqua, When I first saw this posted and who posted it I thought it was about a rear fender beer bottle rack or a sidecar kegerator.
Last edited by MACMC; 02/06/2011 10:56 AM.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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probably already know this but some useless movie trivia..she is also Uhura in the new Star Trek movie.
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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That explains why I'm in human resources. My eyes glazed over about half way through. 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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