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What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, "you mess with the bull, and you get the horns". Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world."

Johnstown, PA (Glossy-News) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong. "The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it. ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene,' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret hand shake," assured the organizer.

Given your occupation I can see how this story would be of particular interest to you, William. There was a discussion about it before which you might find interesting.

http://www.bonnevilleamerica.com/forums/...part=1&vc=1

If only old ladies and women in furs could provide the same type of welcome for these yahoos.

HEY!! I belong to PETA...PEOPLE for EATING..TASTY...ANIMALS, so let's be careful you don't offend me

I had ribeye for Christmas and I am eating a boneless choice top sirloin right now. So any PETA folks will just have to stay offended.

I have no way to find out if the steers who died so I might enjoy this tasty repast died "ethically" or not.

They did die and I thank them for their generosity.

I love animals ................
roasted, grilled, smoked, broiled, barB qued, fried, baked, or sauteed, and served with a side of some kind of veggies.

I ran into these goofballs one year, fishing on fly-fishing only, catch & release stream (guess they didn't know what that means). They had folks following the dozen or so anglers. Two followed me. I put on a big streamer and a few lead balls. I warned them to stay out of my back cast. Of course, they really didn't know what that means and after a few casts, one got thonked on the head pretty good. No injury, but they left shortly thereafter. We never saw them again (Big Hunting Creek, 1.5 hrs from DC).

I have to go out & ear tag 9-10 market beef calves today. Does that make me a bad person

jh

NO!!!!! that makes you my friend

I, unfortunately, have had the bad luck to know members of PETA,
mostly as customers.
For the most part, in addition to constantly preaching their beliefs,
they treat People like crap.
Interesting, huh?

Yep Pat, Leaving town at 8am & -12dF (yikes), I had to brake for a herd of fifty 100% organic vegee cow elk crossing the highway, returning I had to again brake for the resident herd of fifty 100% organic vegee bighorn sheep camped on the shoulder, but finishing out the afternoon at a ranch west of town I heard about a small pack of organic albeit 100% carnivorous wolves. Myself, I'm a committed 100% omnivore, meaning I generally eat what's in front of me

It's a veritable Zoo around here, ask the good Friar

jh

The only thing entertaining about peta is the naked protests. They get in cages naked and pretend to be animals, its kind of funny.
Other wise they are complete arrogant jerks. So I pi$$ them off on purpose and laugh as they start studdering and cursing.

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Veg have feelings too