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 You should see the udder one. 
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Should be Riding
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that guy's old lady is a real cow
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Now we're moovin'! 
Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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When you're short on horsepower, try a cow.
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Chester has been milking his way through life since his early teens...
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"It's absolutely Fresian in here!"
"Yeah but its so fast! Past-yer-eyes'd before you know it"
"Was gonna lend you some leathers but I saw you have your own.."
"What a load of bull, I'm sure I herd that one before.."
"How dairy call me a fat cow? I'm just big-boned!"
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Last night I came home at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a moo!
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"It's absolutely Fresian in here!"
"Yeah but its so fast! Past-yer-eyes'd before you know it"
"Was gonna lend you some leathers but I saw you have your own.."
"What a load of bull, I'm sure I herd that one before.."
"How dairy call me a fat cow? I'm just big-boned!"
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Oh man, those were bad... Good job, sir.
Learning from my mistakes... again and again.
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Moove over. Your going to hit the mailbox!
Sorry, it's the best I can do.
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everything was fine until Bessie realised it was a Ural and not a Speedmaster.
If it isn't broke, I haven't messed with it.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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It's not widely known that dogs aren't the only four-legged creature that likes the wind in its face.
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It's not my fault you're cold, I told you to wear a jersey.
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Only way to get a Real Milkshake
2003 black and silver T.B.A A1 removed,Specialty Spares long slashed Pipes .
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Ted's favorite song was always "Cow Cow Boogie"...for obvious reasons. (...oh btw, for the uninitiated... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9AfqVIxEzg&feature=related)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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If it isn't broke, I haven't messed with it.
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Last time I drink Single Malt on an empty stomach!
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After one too many pints , Harvey came to realize that he was lactose intolerant . 
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Ted was always just a little miffed that they had forgotten to mention in his job interview that THIS would be among his duties as Dairy Queen's Vice President of Transportation and Logistics!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Now that's a side of beef!
2005 Speedmaster, Tornado Red, AI removed, Uni Pods, JCW 19" turnouts
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Mooove over I'm in the passing lane!
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Coming back from picking up milk at the corner store.
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There may have been a bit of a misunderstanding when ordering a rare steak from "fillet to go".
All was well until they were involved in a traffic accident at the next junction and were unfortunately "t-boned".
Coming to a cinema near you - the hindu version of Wallace and Grommit.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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Coming to a cinema near you - the hindu version of Wallace and Grommit.
(that was your best one there, Graham!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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George was always fastidious about keeping his milk fresh
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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As a veteran milk man, Bernie took an unconventional approach to his delivery route.
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How did he get that critter in there without scratching the bodywork is what's puzzling me
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Ewan Mcgregor began to regret having Dairy Crest as his sponsor for his next big global adventure.
Thankfully for all road users - Ermintrude lost the coin toss and had to sit this journey out in the sidecar.
Ural motorcycles pioneer a breakthrough methane powered motorcycle, however have yet to come up with a suitable storage tank.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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Outrageously funny everyone. My sides hurt from rolling around on the floor laughing. It seems a sense of humour is something we are not lacking in on this journey. If there was a prize for the best one it would be a tough job picking the winner. Thanks everyone, I was feeling a little down and you guys cured me.  
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The Great (Slaughterhouse) Escape - brought to you by PETA.
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Jimmy was udderly confused as he rolled into the HOG ralley.
Stewart
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Fred the butcher delivered the freshest steaks faster than anyone else.
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Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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Chick-Fil-A and step on it !!!!!
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the trouble with methane power is the fuel tank is a bit bulky
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Its more fun to be ridin'! I'm still ridin 
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man: Keep breathing honey, we're almost to the hospital!
cow: MY MILK JUST BROKE!
man: WELL THROW SOME COOKIES UNDER THERE!
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Quote:
man: Keep breathing honey, we're almost to the hospital!
cow: MY MILK JUST BROKE!
man: WELL THROW SOME COOKIES UNDER THERE!
Live to love, love to live.
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