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• Artery - The study of paintings.
• Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
• Barium - What doctors do when patients die
• Benign - What you be, after you be eight
• Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome
• Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
• Colic - A sheep dog..
• Coma - A punctuation mark.
• Dilate - To live long.
• Enema - Not a friend.
• Fester - Quicker than someone else.
• Fibula - A small lie.
• Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
• Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work.
• Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
• Morbid - A higher offer.
• Nitrates &n bsp; - Cheaper than day rates.
• Node - I knew it.
• Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
• Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
• Post Operative - A letter carrier.
• Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
• Rectum - Nearly killed him.
• Secretion - Hiding something.
• Seizure - Roman emperor.
• Tablet - A small table.
• Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
• Tumour - One plus one more.
• Urine - Opposite of you're out.
• 2 x Condoms - To be sure, to be sure
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Stickman Yogi
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kneed joint - Just saying!
Live to love, love to live.
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Oh my that's good!! We need more humor in this world.
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
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I work in an ER, just printed this out for the rest of the folks here. Pretty funny.
2008 Speedy, AI removed, DIY airbox destruction with K&N filters, spectres, re-jetted and "custom" rattle can paint job.
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