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Another Red Neck (Groan) Triumph Joke
#382337 03/24/2010 2:04 PM
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A hen was at the hog pen and got stuck in a mud puddle. Rooster tried pulling her out but couldn't. Went to get the farmer. Farmer gone to town in pickup but his Triumph motorcycle was in yard. Rooster fires it up goes to mud puddle, tosses hen a rope and pulls her out. Few days later hen gets stuck in same mud puddle. Horse walks by and she told him go get the Triumph. He said dont need it. He straddled the mudhole and let his male member hang down and told her to grab a hold and he lifted her out. Moral of the story--If you are hung like a horse you don't need a Triumph to pickup chicks.


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Re: Another Red Neck (Groan) Triumph Joke
DanCorrigan #382338 03/24/2010 2:16 PM
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Good job I've got a Triumph then


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