 Any Redneck Riders out there?
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I just had to include this posting from my cast boolit site... http://castboolits.gunloads.com/showthread.php?t=79396  Can anybody identify the happy couple.
07 Speedmstr, Long Tors, bags, sissy bar and rack, windshield, engine bars, 2 ww lights, 2 fast eddy stickers and a .45 ACP.
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From your title i thought i had been spotted...  
Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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Man, you have been busy with our bike. Black looks better than the red.
George
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07 BA with 605's, engine dresser bars, and cheap saddle bags.
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Stickman Yogi
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Okay Rob... now yer just scaring me! 
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I'm sitting here in the hospital waitingroom while the OL gets a re-run of her head surgery, and their wifi system has blocked that web site.
So, I Guess I'll just have to list some qualifications and let y'all decide.
1. Directions to my house include "turn off the paved road".
2. While mowing last year, I found a pickup in the yard.
3. My dressup shoes are steel toed boots.
4. Going to town is a big deal.
5. My riding lawnmower has a 72 inch blade and 56 HP.
6. My 'car' is a Cummins powered 4WD.
7. My 'go to town' clothes include an official NASCAR jacket.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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...and...
8. My wife/cousin is kind'a purdy if'n ya quint real good.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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If a redneck couple get a divorce, would they still be cousins?
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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If a redneck couple get a divorce, would they still be cousins?
That's good!!!!! 
Live to love, love to live.
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I'm a redneck and proud cuz when ur riding in ur pickup and it's sits high enough so that ur eye level with big rig truck drivers you are a redneck
2005 America 145 mains, , #48 pilots, , k&n pod filters, ported intakes manifolds, nology coils and wires, pro com CDI, 62 HP at wheel 68,000 hard miles still runs great gone "traded"
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Ya know yer a redneck when...
You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. and you said, 'Bout What?'
Live to love, love to live.
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Quote:
Ya know yer a redneck when...
You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. and you said, 'Bout What?'
(hey, you didn't steal that line from either Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy, did ya???)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Quote:
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Ya know yer a redneck when...
You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. and you said, 'Bout What?'
(hey, you didn't steal that line from either Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy, did ya???)
That really is a good on, ain't it? (as opposed to, That really is a good one, eh?)
Got it from somewhere... think it was at that Blue Mountain festival back in the day. Met a lot of cousins there!
Live to love, love to live.
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My all time favorite - if you keep a roll of toilet paper in the glove box of your car.... you just might be a redneck...
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I'm a redneck and proud cuz when ur riding in ur pickup and it's sits high enough so that ur eye level with big rig truck drivers you are a redneck
 thats me at the wheel
2005 America 145 mains, , #48 pilots, , k&n pod filters, ported intakes manifolds, nology coils and wires, pro com CDI, 62 HP at wheel 68,000 hard miles still runs great gone "traded"
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if you keep a roll of toilet paper in the glove box of your car....
Never leave home without it. Better to have it and not need it, as they say.
One of my favorites "If you've ever used an ironing board as a buffet table, you may be a redneck".
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