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I was sitting on the couch flipping thru the channels when the wife walked in and asked what was on the TV? I said DUST and that’s how the argument started!
We went out to eat later at a fancy restaurant and the waitress actually waited on me first to my surprise, so I went ahead and ordered prime rib and the waitress asked how I would like it done and I answered RARE. The waitress said what about Mad Cow? I said she can order for herself and that how the argument started!
That evening I went up to the bedroom and the wife was already lying in bed watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire, I asked if she wanted to have sex and she said NO! I asked if that was here final answer and she said YES. I asked if I can use my Phone a friend option and that’s how the argument started!
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nice  phone a friend...
George
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07 BA with 605's, engine dresser bars, and cheap saddle bags.
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I live in the sun downunder
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nice phone a friend...
Was the friend male or female? Is that how the argument started. 
FrankW
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Good ones!  Here's another: I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's how the argument started.... 
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I asked if I can use my Phone a friend
...And that is when she came out swinging a nine iron 
Sono qui per la birra
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Somebody mentioned "wearing a helmet" on BA.com, and THAT'S how...  .... (uh huh, yep...and some of you guys here think those little tiffs with the ol' lady turn ugly sometimes, do ya???!!!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I asked if I can use my Phone a friend
...And that is when she came out swinging a nine iron
Which is why you ALWAYS keep your clubs in your vehicle and not just laying around where somebody (oh, like an angry spouse, for instance) can find them...and you wear your helmet!
John
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"The difference between an ordeal and an adventure is planning" - Charles Hutchins
2008 TBA / Black / NCHD Windscreen / Saddlebags / De-Baffled Pipes / Flat Black Console
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