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And that's how the Argument Started...........
#364847 12/03/2009 10:21 PM
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I was sitting on the couch flipping thru the channels when the wife walked in and asked what was on the TV? I said DUST and that’s how the argument started!

We went out to eat later at a fancy restaurant and the waitress actually waited on me first to my surprise, so I went ahead and ordered prime rib and the waitress asked how I would like it done and I answered RARE. The waitress said what about Mad Cow? I said she can order for herself and that how the argument started!

That evening I went up to the bedroom and the wife was already lying in bed watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire, I asked if she wanted to have sex and she said NO! I asked if that was here final answer and she said YES. I asked if I can use my Phone a friend option and that’s how the argument started!

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69tri1 #364848 12/03/2009 10:36 PM
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nice phone a friend...


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Picasso736 #364849 12/04/2009 4:02 AM
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nice phone a friend...




Was the friend male or female? Is that how the argument started.


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FrankW #364850 12/04/2009 9:53 AM
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Good ones! Here's another:

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"




And that's how the argument started....


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69tri1 #364851 12/04/2009 1:04 PM
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I asked if I can use my Phone a friend



...And that is when she came out swinging a nine iron


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Mango #364852 12/04/2009 1:20 PM
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Somebody mentioned "wearing a helmet" on BA.com, and THAT'S how.......

(uh huh, yep...and some of you guys here think those little tiffs with the ol' lady turn ugly sometimes, do ya???!!!)



Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Mango #364853 12/04/2009 2:15 PM
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I asked if I can use my Phone a friend



...And that is when she came out swinging a nine iron




Which is why you ALWAYS keep your clubs in your vehicle and not just laying around where somebody (oh, like an angry spouse, for instance) can find them...and you wear your helmet!


John ============================ "The difference between an ordeal and an adventure is planning" - Charles Hutchins 2008 TBA / Black / NCHD Windscreen / Saddlebags / De-Baffled Pipes / Flat Black Console

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