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A guy walks into a bar wearing a KC Chief’s jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Chief’s jersey on with a little KC helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Chief’s game here? My TV at home is broke, and my cat and I always watch the game together." The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave" The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Chief’s kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 2 years.  I'm a Chiefs fan, but ya gotta laugh when laughing is due.
Aaron
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Re: Kansas City Chiefs
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Should be Riding
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haha! That's a good one, mind if I change it to the Rams and use it here? 
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Yep, Rams would work too (sadly). Missouri sports is at its finest. 
Aaron
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Now THAT'S one funny joke there, Aaron!!! And yeah, the Rams could easily be substituted for the Chiefs in it, alright! Yep, it's truly mazing how in just a few short years the Rams' go from bein' called "The Greatest Show On Turf" to what nowdays..."The Sorriest Excuse For A Football Team Out There Today"? (heck, even the K.C. Chiefs just like the Detroit Lions, who the Rams are playin' this sunday, have at least ONE friggin' win so far this year, huh?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Re: Kansas City Chiefs
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Yeah, I should pick up Detroit's defense for fantasy football this week. Its like the Rams don't even practice, they just go play sandlot ball on Sundays. I can almost hear the play calling...
"Alright, you, you, and you go deep, you run ten yards and fake out then in, I'm going to stand back here and get sacked then fumble..."
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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 Yeah Dave! And ya know what THAT reminds me of??? Bill Cosby's classic "Street Football" routine here .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmZ0tVOTr3o
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Should be Riding
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No that's a funny joke!!
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I gotta tell that one with the Carolina Panthers
If there's nothing wrong with me,
maybe there's something wrong with the universe!
-Dr. Crusher
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Re: Kansas City Chiefs
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Just a note...Our Atlanta Falcons are playing the New Orleans Saints on Monday night football...The Saints are un-stoppable, I know, but this ALWAYS turns out to be a great game....Saints win it all....
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Check Pants
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I'd love to brag and talk some trash about the Ravens, but I forget how to spell that wen, wan, when, word. It means you were victorious, but I can't quite remember the correct spelling.....
.......and we face the Bronco's tomorrow.........
Al
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Loquacious
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Oh thats great......the cat must have moved from Dallas !
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