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A guy I ride with has an 08 Street Glide. Any suggestions on a Gag HD related gift for his birthday?
George
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Fake oil pool, or stick-on fake birdsh!t?????????
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Someone one here(I forget?) pulled a fantastic prank where he put a girls bicycle basket on the front of his buddy's Hardly. That could make a good gag gift...get a pink basket for the front of his bike.
Pink Handlebar Tassles?
A bicycle bell for the handlebars? ring ring.
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Chris, Be careful talking about the bell. Someone we all know here has a rather famous bell on her handlebars...
Thom
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Someone one here(I forget?) pulled a fantastic prank where he put a girls bicycle basket on the front of his buddy's Hardly. That could make a good gag gift...get a pink basket for the front of his bike.
Pink Handlebar Tassles?
A bicycle bell for the handlebars? ring ring.
That was me! Walmart has 'em.
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Get him a bag of stay dry.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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Get him a bag of stay dry.
That would be great!
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Chris, Be careful talking about the bell. Someone we all know here has a rather famous bell on her handlebars...
It's not on her new bike, but a pumpkin is.
She'll have to explain.....................
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YES! A bicycle bell is as about as qweer as it gets!  
Last edited by Scottdog; 08/02/2009 9:13 PM.
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Careful! I know a certain Triumph rider who has a bell like that.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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And this dude is her boyfriend.
BTW he gets the Uncle Charlie seal of approval.
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Actually...I think the bell is kinda cool and funny at the same time. It's got a sense of humor to it while still being a cool, unique type of accessory.
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A picture says a thousand words. 
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A guy I ride with has an 08 Street Glide. Any suggestions on a Gag HD related gift for his birthday?
Should be able to find something at the HD boutique.
XXXL Panties?
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The handle bar bell is nice, but it would need to be in chrome.
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Be sure to throw in a bike trailer catalog.
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A guy I ride with has an 08 Street Glide. Any suggestions on a Gag HD related gift for his birthday?
Should be able to find something at the HD boutique.
XXXL Panties?
That made me laugh out loud!!! For the HD rider who has everything!
George
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That particular bell caused a serious case of "mistaken innuendo" in the run up to the 2008 GA rally. How was I to know that
"Keep that up and you won't get to ring her bell!!!"
was neither metaphor, nor simile. I just thought that (Gordon) Lynchphoto was being terribly rude. Then I got to meet the lady (and her bell). 
Thom
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I missed that story of the lady and her bell.
George
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When you ride with him, always carry a litle squirt bottle of used motor oil with you and squirt some under his bike anytime you can. Point it out to him every chance you get, and it'll drive him nuts trying to figure out where the leak is coming from. I know it's not environmentally conscious to do this, but I'm sure even mother nature would forgive you.
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A guy I ride with has an 08 Street Glide. Any suggestions on a Gag HD related gift for his birthday?
How about a Honda?
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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How about a V-rod sticker of some sort. Most diehard (aircooled) Harley guys seem to hate that thing.
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how about a 10 visit punch card to the local
repair shop? the eleventh repair is on
the house.
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When you ride with him, always carry a litle squirt bottle of used motor oil with you and squirt some under his bike anytime you can. Point it out to him every chance you get, and it'll drive him nuts trying to figure out where the leak is coming from. I know it's not environmentally conscious to do this, but I'm sure even mother nature would forgive you.
Just do one drop each time. He'll spend forever trying to find the "leak".
And give him this ad:
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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Lifetime AAA membership? Oh thats right,he would have to ride it more that 2 miles to worry about breaking down. 
Bill.
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Now that's great!!! I think I'll print a few of those!!!
George
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