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What are your favorite helmet stickers?
I have few that I like enough to put on a helmet,
so I'm just looking for folks top five lists here.
The ones I use are;
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult,
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist,
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I don't make mistakes, I date them.
If there's nothing wrong with me,
maybe there's something wrong with the universe!
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Once I stopped chewing bubble gum, I lost my interest in stickers. Been that way ever since. 
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Should be Riding
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Not sayings or anything, but I do have retro-reflective flames on my helmet.  
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I have a small union jack sticker on the back of mine that Uncle Phil gave me while at the 2006 Georgia Rally. Any more than that would make it look cheesy.
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Brad
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
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POW/MIA and US flag sticker on both sides and a UK flag and a Triumph Rock & Roll attitude sticker on the back.
Jim F
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"Are you a Mod or a Rocker?"
"No, I'm a Mocker!"
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She says I don't listen...or something like that.
When h3ll freezes over , I'll ride there too.
I learned all I need to know about life from killing smart people and eating their brains.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
It's a sick world and I'm a happy guy.
The above are all on my helmet among some others.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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I just wore various themed doo rags....
color themes....ya know gray, black, blue....even had a white one to reflect sun in summer.
Easy to mix and match for the biker fashionista
"Proud to be an Infidel" ... "100% pure American Jingoist"
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I have a sticker on the front that says "HJC" and on the back it says "DOT" .
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Where are all the flashbacks they promised!
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I have a sticker on the front that says "HJC" and on the back it says "DOT" .
+1 (except I have an "S" on the front).
-neight
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I have an old lid which has the following selection - Dip me in honey and throw me to the LESBIANSs I'm not going bald - just getting more head It ain't easy being fat and greasy! I beat Anorexia I have the body of a God - Budda and finally Old Fat B*st*rd. All of these are below an England (not British) flag, which is below a Triumph logo sticker. I did have one which read " F*ck the French" (but I decided to take it off before I got to Louisiana) 
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After riding to Daytona for Bike Week a few years back I had to buy a sticker for my helmet:
I rode my bike to Trailer Week.
Bob
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I have several, i sometimes get ribbed about how many i have. i have some of the typical ones like the dilligaf one and the triangle Triumph sticker and the loud pipes save lives and others but the ones i especialy like are the cigar smoking woodpeckers (1 on each side) and then there is my favorite which sez "I'll bet bill wishes ted had given monica a ride home" hahahahahaha that one cracks me up 
ENJOY!!!!! NEWT!!!!!
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The wife has one of those "Do not remove helmet if rider is unconscious", or something similar (she has a medical background).
Mine has the line below...
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I have Canadian and US flags from one of my trips to Canada, and a BA.com union jack oval from one of the georgia rallies.
Stewart
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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Only one I ever bought was "It use to be about bikes, now its just a f------ fashion show".
Then I thought about it.
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Only one I ever bought was "It use to be about bikes, now its just a f------ fashion show".
Then I thought about it.
I like that one. How about "Ride a motorcycle, not a$$ jewelry." Haven't seen it, but I like it.
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Don't tell anyone, but I used to have a Harley Davidson sticker on the front of my helmet, but i covered it up with a Triumph sticker.  Also got a Union Jack on each side of my lid and another Triumph sticker on the back. Ive painted over the HD logo on the strap buckle. PS.....I also have HD boots. My local Triumph store never carried any decent stock so i often shop at the local HD Boutique for clothes.
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The only one on my helmet is the BonnevilleAmerica.com sticker that I got a few years back. Worldwide since 2002....
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 on my helmits , on one , a Davida sticker (factory) and on my full face a Shoei sticker (factory) ....  yep.....boring !
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Wendy has these
I have the p*ssy so I make the rules
I'm still hot but now it comes in flashes
lick me 'till I scream
Few others I can't remember, I have a few more on mine as well that I hadn't posted.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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I thought of printing "You'd look better in a Helmet".
George
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Don't tell anyone, but I used to have a Harley Davidson sticker on the front of my helmet, but i covered it up with a Triumph sticker.
Sorry I'm telling! How can you live with yourself? Did you use to support Spurs as well? 
One day as a tiger is worth a thousand as a sheep
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Don't do stickers.
But one of my friends loves them. His favorite: "ORGAsM DONOR"; from a distance it looks like "ORGAN DONOR".
And he has a "TATTOOED PEOPLE CUM IN COLORS". Yeah, he has a lot of tats.
His wife has "SO MANY MEN, SO FEW BRAINS".
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the only one sticker (other than DOT)i got on my lid says Whatfukinever. i got a few patches on my vest with sticker like sayings,what a great fukin patch,its a beauty day now watch some b'stard fuk it up and i got a union jack with fuk off written across it . i like the eff word alot ,i use it all the effing time. 
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Only one I ever bought was "It use to be about bikes, now its just a f------ fashion show".
Then I thought about it.
If I was inclined to go in for stickers, I think "Do not Revive" label would be my choice.
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If you don't wear a helmet you can get yourself one of these: 
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Did you use to support Spurs as well?
That's not funny. Not funny at all. 
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
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You got so used to the acid you don't recognize that this is a flashback now ... in fact you are really still at college and the past 30 years has just been a bad trip.
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Did you use to support Spurs as well?
That's not funny. Not funny at all.
I must be missing something. I don't get the joke.
If there's nothing wrong with me,
maybe there's something wrong with the universe!
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I beat Anorexia
That's my new favorite!
06 America 904
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Did you use to support Spurs as well?
That's not funny. Not funny at all.
I must be missing something. I don't get the joke.
Arsenal and Spurs (Tottenham Hotspurs) are two premier league football teams in North London with their stadiums being less then 4 miles apart. Both teams and sets of supporters have a very long history of hatred for one another.
I, being a die hard Arsenal fan have a very deep hatred for the scum that lives just a few miles down the road from the Mighty Arsenal.
Hope that explains it.
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
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As a lifelong Millwall suporter I find this north london nonsence silly.Have a Latte and get over yourselves.
Bill.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
-George Best
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Well I'll get me a Latte, but I'll still hate the Spurs. That will never change.
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
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I also have patches on my vest since I no longer wear a helmet.
Speak English or get the F*** out! I have the evil monkey from Family Guy above that one.
F*** you I have enough friends.
several Triumph patches including the large wings across my shoulders.
I rode my bike to trailer week.
I'm not weird I'm gifted.
A middle finger patch
a Hermys patch
Terrorist hunting permit patch
A USA patsh with eagle
several reble flag patches
POW MIA one one wing of an eagle and the rebel flag on the other
Couple rally patches and a bunch of pins of places I have been.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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My helmets are all pretty much stock except for the small Triumph raised small Union Jacks. But my baby brother has one of those german helmets ( I hate them) from his youth that has alot of stickers.
Some tastless examples:
Does this codom make me look fat?
If you are what you eat- You could be me in the mourning
I'm not arrogant I'm just better than you
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate
Better a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on a rice burner
Luckily he's grown up, in his forties with wife and a daughter and rides a new Tiger. His helmets are tame like mine now and his daughter is probably why his old german helmet is hanging in my garage not his.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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I did have one which read " F*ck the French" (but I decided to take it off before I got to Louisiana)
Don't worry, being a full-blooded Louisiana Cajun we hate the d--n French too. Believe me, there's a difference between being French and being a Cajun. Screw those idiots.
Oh yeah, my favorite sticker (that I'm still kicking myself for not getting)...
Don't be a chauvinist, b-tches hate that
2005 America, green/gray, gutted stock pipes, tall sissy bar w/ luggage rack, Saddleman's dual touring seat and Tourmaster saddlebags (and sissybar bag).
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