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#332707 05/18/2009 11:10 AM
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A duded-up Harley rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis , SD.

He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old Triumph rider with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newbie rider bravely asks the old biker,

'If you ain't gonna eat that, ja' mind if I do?'

The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says,

'Nah, you go right ahead.'

Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed the chili back into the bowl..

The old biker quietly says,

'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'


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Re: Let's try this again
JCBullen #332708 05/18/2009 5:56 PM
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JCBullen #332709 05/18/2009 6:45 PM
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Wash it down


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JCBullen #332710 05/18/2009 7:34 PM
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I think I threw up in my mouth a little.


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FriarJohn #332711 05/18/2009 8:08 PM
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Wasn't the mouse done properly?




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JCBullen #332712 05/19/2009 5:27 PM
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Man was walking the neighborhood on a Tuesday and noticed a lawn sign “Talking Dog, Free to a Good Home”. Passing by on Thursday, he saw the sign again and out of curiosity, knocked on the door. “Hi, I’m here to inquire about your talking dog.”

“Ralph, this guy would like to meet you”.

“Hello Ralph, how are you doing?”. “I’m fine, I was born in Austria and spent my early years rescuing stranded hikers, then I traveled to Iraque to assist with the war effort. Now I am volunteering at the local senior citizens”

The gent goes, “That’s amazing, why do you want to give him away?”

“Ralph hasn’t done any of those things, you can’t believe a word he says”

jh


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freedom #332713 05/19/2009 5:41 PM
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YEAH, John! And not only THAT, but Ralph there ALSO spelled "Iraq" with one of those friggin' "U"s TOO!!!

You're messin' with my head again, AIN'T YA dude???!!!

(in fact, I'll bet you even know that dog and purposely trained him to do that JUST to annoy me, didn't ya???!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)

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