 Why Women Can't Sleep.
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WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well.....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:  Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. A man only has only 2 balls and they consume all his thoughts.
FrankW
Ex Speedmaster rider, went to the Dark Side now riding an America.
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Should be Riding
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and hopefully they aren't blue!
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Stickman Yogi
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WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP
And why we'll never understand them!
Live to love, love to live.
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A ride on the motorcyle slows it all down, and turns the flashing NO on the screen to a flashing YES !!!! 
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
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that is brilliant!!!!!!!!!
Ray(UK)
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Fe Butt
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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3/4 Throttle
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Why men should NOT write advice columns...
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which leads on nicely to why men should NOT write advice columns...
Dear Terry,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was made redundant six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sarah
Dear Sarah:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
Terry
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Um, I don't get it...  That's amazing. Hey Dwight, are the rumble strips on the sides of highways for Harley simlation/stimulation?
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Fe Butt
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Um, I don't get it...
It's probably the low pressure at the injectors,does that help?
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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