Just after his inaugeration President ( insert name of your least favourite) was asleep in the White House, when he was visited by the ghost of George Washington.
The president says to the ghost "What can I do to be a good servant to the American people?" The ghost ponders this for a moment as says "Always tell the truth".
A few weeks later, and the President is asleep again when he has another visit, this time from the ghost of Ben Franklyn. He asks this ghost the same question, and receives the reply
"Always listen to the public, and try to carry out their wishes"
A couple more weeks pass, when the President gets a third visit, this one happens to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. When he asks Lincoln's ghost how to be best serve the American public, the ghost replies -
Visit the theatre!!!
