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What are the qualities you would look for in the ultimate biker bar?
'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.
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A row of Triumphs parked out front.
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How bout one thats not full of do rags and new leather...
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How about one full of hot, half naked, single chicks, who are into Triumphs and broke, sort-of-middle aged guys like me.  
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That's it's on an open stretch of highway, so that when I motor past some chucklehead doesn't pull out into my path.
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Mmmmm , chewy caramel center , covered with coconut and all natural granola , then dipped in luscious dark chocolate . Maybe add some fins . ( So it won't get hot and melt . ) 
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someplace where the beef sandwiches and cheeseburgers are as good as the beer, where a cool cafe racer is as appreciated as much as a ratty chop.
Stewart
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Should have a good solid handle for smackin' dem cellheads.  
'08 America Blue/White; Custom Headlamps, Custom Lowers, Clearview 20", Bafflectomy
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Maggies, lifestyles of the low and scummy.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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More flags
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someplace where the beef sandwiches and cheeseburgers are as good as the beer, where a cool cafe racer is as appreciated as much as a ratty chop.
Yep Stew. A place like THAT could just find my Bonnie America parked out front of it, alright! 
(...or maybe my Streettracker too!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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What are the qualities you would look for in the ultimate biker bar?
Ultimate bikers.
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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
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A sign out front:
"Hot heads will be shot before entering. Stay cool, and my barrel will too."
Why do they have to set a bad example for the rest of us?
Aaron
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Cold draught pabst served in quart canning jars, the posers are scared of the place, and the old timers all have a triumph story... and the outside chance of getting stabbed, just to add that bit of excitement.
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2005 America, green/gray, gutted stock pipes, tall sissy bar w/ luggage rack, Saddleman's dual touring seat and Tourmaster saddlebags (and sissybar bag).
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A row of Triumphs parked out front.
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someplace where the beef sandwiches and cheeseburgers are as good as the beer, where a cool cafe racer is as appreciated as much as a ratty chop.
Yep Stew. A place like THAT could just find my Bonnie America parked out front of it, alright!
(...or maybe my Streettracker too!!!)
Enjoy.....
Ace
Last edited by Paul; 04/25/2009 5:24 AM.
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A row of Triumphs parked out front.
...and vintage/classic bikes on display inside.
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Paul, Speaking of the Ace Cafe, what have you heard recently about their plans to start up one here in L.A.?
As you may know, there was some word of that happening a while back, but I haven't heard anything about this for almost a year now.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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