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This may be common knowledge to New York riders but it's the first I've ever heard of this. From Motorcyle Consumer News forum.

http://www.mcnews.com/mcn/board/Topic34807-4-1.aspx

Great write up.

Thanks...that was funny!

Nice, but wouldn't a wrench have been easier than the saw? Crackhead!

Sprak Plugs? Crackhead! lol

Thanks, that cracked me up, it was simultaneously educational & entertaining, not an easy feat. But the supposed, pipeless perpetrator sounds like a wannabe crackhead or worse yet a poser crackhead

If it's one thing I won't stand for is poser crackheads . They ruin the image for the true disciples.

jh

"Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid."


(Now THIS guy can WRITE!!!...ya know, Matt may be an engineer by trade, but offhand I'd say he COULD have a very bright future writing lines for comedian Lewis Black!)

What I wanna know is if the perp is a crackhead what makes this guy think he is going to see it. I imagine not too many crackheads keep computers in their cardboard boxes!

Entertaining write up.

this is old ,been posted on here before .i have no humour about crackhead fukwits at the mo,since my truck was broken into the other night .$400 for a new 1/4 window. fuker. there goes some bike mod coin .

Wow that's rediculous. I mean you're smokin crack, why don't you just roll it up in the cardboard box that was a little too small to call home?

Just wanted to add... They also like to unscrew antenna's off cars for the same reason.

That's crazy stuff, at least the guy will be able to change his own plugs now.

Seriously? Antennas too? Those people are seriously f'd up. I don't understand why anyone would even try or start doing a drug that makes you a turd of society.

I think most of them were a turd of society before the drug.

Someone I know really well had the stereo stolen out of the dash of his van twice in three months. It was certainly a crackhead, because they had moved into that part of town in large numbers, and my really well-known acquaintance was stuck with a lease he couldn't get out of. So my best friend in the whole world (ever) went to someone else who had a great idea. As a result, the crackhead who broke the window and reached up under the dash two weeks later to yank the third stereo out by the balls found his hand sliced into forty pieces by a bank of single-edged razor blades that had been soldered to the back of the chassis. The next morning, the driver's side floor mat was stained beyond redemption, and the stereo needed cleaning. Now mind ya, I would never recommend that anyone do such a thing to a crackhead, nor would I contemplate such action myself. It's all just something I was told.

Rat traps do really well too where there is room.( they will break your fingers.

loved the write!

I have huge amounts of sympathy for these crackheads. Poor souls. I would definately go with the rat poison on the plugs, no note. Ending their pathetic and worthless lives would be the humanitarian thing to do.

I like the razor blade and rat trap ideas all that is left to do is make a sweep of the area the next day and see who has their hand bandaged ...LOL... Then adjust his attitude, but then rat poison is an interesting alternative ... wicked way to die ...LOL...I think I would wait in the alley I'm not a small guy and I've been told I have a short fuse ..LOL... a very informative story would have never thought of that ....